And the opening act is...

3 ways of asexual reproduction:

Budding

Fission

Regeneration

Me: TIME LORDS AKABLAGA DOCTOR WHO SQUERBLE

Science class today:

Subject: Mitosis/ Cell Reproduction

Teacher: '...And the daughter cell is a clone of the parent cell.' (Paraphrasing here!! XD)

Me: *Is trying not to fangirl in class*

Other students: Clones? Why daughter cells? Can we clone people? I want to clone myself!! Clones, like the ones from Star Wars?

Friend 1 (You've met him before): HELL YES!!

Me: *Mentally dies*

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