I had the thought on the tip of my tongue

But I think I inhaled it back into my lungs.

I had it right there in my head

Now there's a bug in my mouth instead.

Gandalf pulled it out-

Who knows where it is now?

Made the Hobbit think on my know-how

Silly old stick insect!!

The Dwarves just stood and scratched their heads

I wish that thought had come back instead

I think I need some pipe-weed now

Silly old stick insect!

There was a crash

And in a flash

There a Warg stood

There was no time to brood-

Silly old stick insect!!

We apologize if it isn't too good, but hey, it was fun!! Yeah, me and Ellastaniel collabed on that.