Star Wars Episode VII
Disney is going to start producing Star Wars films. I will be okay with this as long as it does not have these things:
Miley Cyrus- We do not need singing in this movie!! Unless she is a random Twi'ilek that is eaten by a Rancor!! But then, that would be too much!!
Justin Bieber- NO. Just NO.
A dance/song sequence- This is Star Wars, not a Disney- wait. It is.
Teenage Romancey-kind thing- Bring back the Han x Leia!!
Cheesy Dialogue- Bring back the Han x Leia!! (I love you; I know)
Human Jar Jar- Now, I don't have anything against Jar Jar himself, but if there's a human version of him... At least make the person clone-type funny?
Some good things that may result:
Frying-pan style heroine- Oppa Tangled Style!! Who know? Could be cool!!
Awesome fight scenes- Seriously!! It's not like we've seen Anakin vs. Obi-Wan (Mustafar) with females (except maybe with the Clone Wars)
Cool outfits (or at least, interesting outfits)- At least the colors will either match or clash so much that they match
If there is a signing sequence, maybe it'll be like Tangled--? That wouldn't be so bad, actually. Just not a whole singy-thing.
And that was my rant for this chappie. I may add things to it, of course.
REAL COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE
i fear so much if justin bieber will take on a main role... or miley cyrus. i can literally imagine the news
I fear that also ! I hope it will never happen. The last thing we need is to see those brats in our Star Wars universe.
Gaute Johnsen Hesby 1 week ago
Miley Cyrus as a Sith Lord!
Justin Ward 5 days ago
She's got the tongue to play Jabba the Hutt.
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