*Cricket cricket*

"On the fields of Pelennor, at the fall of Mordor, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a Question will be asked, a Question that must never, ever be answered.

It is the First Question, the oldest question in the universe, that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight.

And that question is-- Why didn't they use the Eagles?"

They didn't use the eagles because then the Lord of the Rings trilogy wouldn't have been created, and no one would have made any money!!

The End.

Now go listen to 'Me Solei' by Michael Maas.