(Warning: May be disturbing/ disgusting to Homestuckers and Vocaloid fans!! And yes, this really happened to me.)

  So, I was hanging out on the lanai (porch), and I was eating a banana. Why was I eating a banana? Well, my mom had made me eat it. As I my usual meals consist of

1) Coffee for breakfast

2) Nothing or some bits of school lunch on school days

AND 3) Whatever is for dinner, my mother had made me eat a banana.

  The lanai had plants and all of that growing underneath it, so I threw the banana peel off the side. Don't worry, it was completely organic and eco and all of that poodoo. I looked over the side to see if I could spot a chameleon. Instead, I saw a most terrifying sight... THE BANANA PEEL HAD LANDED ON A BUCKET!!

  Well, not really a bucket, but more like a large plastic pot for, well, plants. For some reason, it was upside down. So, the banana peel had crashed through the tree bushes (what else to call them?).

  And had landed straight on top of the bucket. IT WAS FREAKING HORRIFYING!! I started freaking out (laughing hysterically) and my mom was like, 'what is it?'

  And I was like, "TH-THE B-BANAN-NA P-PEEL LAN-NDED ON TOP OF A B-BUCKET!!" My mom said, 'Oh, I thought that you saw a chameleon.' I gave her a strange look. If I had seen a chameleon, I would have been like, 'Oh, there's a chameleon!! Coolz!!'

  That may have been the reason why I had a nightmare about forgetting to do my homework and having to do it a recess/ before school all during what seemed to be a zombie apocalypse and a printer crisis.