Um

So

I'm going to be rating how much I simp for C!dsmp members on a scale of 1-20

feel free to play along-

(P.S. THIS IS C!PERSONALITIES. NOT CC. I WILL BE SAYING THIS AGAIN.)

(P.P.S. NONE OF THIS ART IS MINE, I AM NOT THIS TALENTED)

(P.P.P.S. Most of these are platonic. Most? Some? Half? IDFK.)

Um- May as well start from the beginning

(Section one: Feral Bois)

1: C!Dream

2/20. This lil Teletubby ass bastard is not poggers in my opinion. Not a 0 tho, fanart goes hard

2: C!George

6/20. I dunno about this dude, literally though, I hardly know anything. 6/20 for the memes and stuff i guess

3: C!Sapnap

10/20

Arson

4: C!Karl

I dunno, 9/20? He's a time traveler and shit, points for that. He's also very pretty. Platonically and respectfully.

5: C!Quackity

13/20. He's- Well... Hmm. I am NOT going to spoil TCNSAN now. Oh shit, I sort of did. Yaknow, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING. Just trust my rating, mmkay? :]

(Section Two: The Minors[Miners?])

6: C!Tommy

15/20(Respectfully). Dunno how much of the design is canon, but it's cool. And moving past that, who wouldn't like the manipulated, sad, traumatized, angy little guy?

7: C!Tubbo

12/20(Respectfully). I've never felt as connected to him as the rest of the minors, but he's Tubbo! And that is something for him in itself.

8: C!Ranboo

20/20(Respectfully). Do you need me to elaborate.

...

Oh.

You do?

Okay, how much time ya got?

9: C!Purpled

Um

19/20(Respectfully).

Yea I'm lazy so I just decided to put my background.

ANYWAYS yes.

(Section 3: SBI minus Tommy)

10: C!Philza

16/20

*Cough* Dadza *Cough*

But seriously. 

•Is father figure

•Likes/is crow

•Has ✨ wings ✨ 

•Wears green

•Not afraid to swear in front of/at children

He is flying above the bar, literally, because he has wings.

11: C!Wilbur

Yes, I still put his character in here.

C h a r a c t e r .

C!Wilbur.

Difficult, but 16/20.

I mean- Yeah you can judge me but I have ✨ reasons ✨ 

like- the explosion boom 'my unfinished symphony' 'kill me phil' that was all a little craycray but like

I dunno 😭 

12: C!Techno

15/20

War pog

Dunno what else to say

(Section 4: Extras I wanted to put in for no fucking reason)

13: C!Sam

20/20

NEED I FUCKING SAY MORE???

Yeah. 

DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO.

LIKE AAAAAAAHHHH

I get it. He has flaws. But I look past them.

Someone send help

(ALSO HES 13 ON THE LIST, COINCIDENTALLY MY FAVORITE NUMBER, ENTIRELY UNPLANNED)

14: C!Slimecicle

Um. 18/20.

HES A GOOPY GUY, WHAT ELSE DO YA WANT ME TO SAY??? LIKE-

GOO FUCKING GOOBIE

15: C!Fundy

7/20. I have no major opinions on him except that his origin story(Wink wink) is concerning. Like, Wilbur what- What were you trying to do-

But whatevs.

Yea I'm done embarassing myself for now. 

Should I do a part 2? If so, who should I put in it? -->

HAVE A GREAT DAY, Y'ALL!!

-ITCFWI