(MN Grillby x NL Lina)

MN (Mafianature) Grillby's POV

As I appeared in NL (Naturelust) I groaned under my breath, avoiding every slut that tried to do something to change my mind.

While walking towards NL Lina's house, and as I knocked on the door I tried to remember why I'm even here.

I mean, I knew. I don't think I'll ever forget. Just it's one of those moments where you do something so stupid you try to replay your life in your head to find out what should've changed.

What had happened is Lina (MN Lina) had invited me to a party outside of the forest, and, obviously, being the love-struck dumbass I was at the time accepted and went with her.

Just so I don't spend hours remember the bland events, what went wrong was when we were dancing together.

She was dancing a little too... Ehm... 'Dirty'...

Honestly, I'm surprised she didn't feel me when I may as well had been fucking her ass.

My face looked like an orange, and Marius was staring at me so hard I was surprised I wasn't melting.

It also didn't help that when she joked saying 'You won't need your boxers' I fucking listened to her...

Yeah, this is when I'm slapping myself while holding some of her clothes on the porch of someone who probably will tease me and leave me in a worse state as her reputation says.

I started rethinking my decision as she opened the door and gave me a smirk.

"I knew you'd cum..." she said jokingly.

"Are you psychic now?" I mumble.

"No, but Creator wouldn't stop her fangirling and had to leave," she said in annoyance as she moved to the side. "Come in and what do you need?"

If you haven't seen NL Lina she's a perfect slut. Her long, green hair is slightly curled and over her shoulder, her clothes consisted of the most revealing dress I'd let myself see with matching green gloves and knee-high boots.

Her body shape consisted of wide hips, and the other two subjects I'll let your mind figure out.

I sat down and she went to get something, coming out with some of her Grillby's clothes and handing them to me.

"Don't ask why I have them, now I already answered my own question," she said, taking the clothes from me and putting them on.

Of course, her long hair was the only thing that gave her away but apart from that it was perfect.

I put on her Grillby's clothes, facing away from her of course, and sighed.

"You really are psychi-" I couldn't finish, she had already pulled me into the living room.

She put on a.......... Porn...... movie and sat down, patting the spot next to her.

"I don't need to get excited, trust me..." I mumble, but she just chuckles.

"Well, you don't play him very good, do you?" she asked, I got the idea and moved closer to her.

"Play who? I'd very much like to 'play' with you if thats what you mean~" I say, feeling dirtier then the earth under someones muddy boot.

She blushed immediately, her famous smirk reappearing shortly after. "Who said you couldn't~"

I cup her chin in one hand and top her. "You sure about this~?" I ask huskily.

"Yes~" she replied, to my surprise. I didn't hesitate to start taking off her top, though.

The sight was something I thought I'd never see in my life. She smelt exactly like my Lina, as well, looked like her, sounded like her...

I mean, come on. She is an alternate version of her so some things should stay the same...

She chuckled. "Just going to stare all day~?" she asked.

"We-Well, no..." I mumble nervously.

"I see why you haven't scored your Lina yet," she said teasingly.

"Wha-What?" I ask nervously.

"Tell you what, I pity you now more then anyone so I'll teach you," she said while stripping entirely.

"So, what do you think you should start with first?" she asks.

"I-... Uh-..." I couldn't speak, this was not something I expected to see AT ALL.

"Wow, your..." she face palmed. "Your hopeless," she said at last.

"H-Hey!" I protest. "I'm sorry if I'm not a how like your used to working with."

She rolled her eyes and pinned me to the wall. "Want my help or not?" she asked, which I just look down and nod.

~After the lemon cause I REFUSE to write that shit. I only wrote this for the aftermath and part 2... And 3... And 4...~

We did the deed, slept, yada yada yada.

~NL Grillby's POV~

I went to Lina's house and knocked on the door, waiting for awhile before knocking again.

And again.

And again.

I got worried, as she was supposed to come over last night and no one has heard from her since.

Well, it wasn't worried for her health. She would be fine, I know. I was scared that she had finally found someone.

I mean, being gone for the night here normally means........ Yeah........

I looked through the living room window, and the sight would've made me cry if I didn't notice my clothes on the floor and the Mafianature version of me lying naked next to her.

I was still devastated and furious, but the thought that she liked me like that enough to do this was admirable.

When I noticed the Mafianature version of her clothes disregarded I smirked, taking a trip to MN Lina's.

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Yes, its more oneshot then lemon but stillll...

And if you guys thought you were getting some NL, you guys are wrong. Sorry.

Well, next part yes, you will, but no shipping unless you ask for it (I know 'I love you' is by far my most heated, passionate, and sour lemon but still.)