Vacation.....

An event that is considered by humans as a blessing from the heavens...

Yes, my dear friends and family...

Me: ITS VACATION TIME!!!! I CAN MAX OUT AKASHI'S CREDIT CARD!!!

Akashi: *seething*.. You almost made us bankrupt!

Me: BUT I PAID BACK EVERY LAST CENT WITH THAT TAMPON COMMERCIAL I MADE YOU DO!

Kuroko:... Tampon commercial....?

Midorima: Hmph. last time I checked, Akashi DOES NOT have the female genitalia.

Me: Oh look. The poisonous Milk tea is saying something. *wink wink*

Aomine:.. Checked...? Midorima, Holly shit you're checking on Akashi's-

Midorima:... *sighs and pushes up glasses*... You are all nincompoops! *walks out*

Me: Uh oh~ Somebody's on their peeeeeriod~!

Midorima: *in the bathroom* Shut up Tenshii! Shut up!

Me:.. They said Cancers have great romance luck with Sagittarius today.

Kise: That does not matter now Tenshiicchi! Its VACATION TIME.

Me: Yes yes! NOW I CAN MAX OUT AKASHI'S CREDIT CARD, MAKE MORE TAMPON COMMERCIALS WITH YOU ALL, HAVE KUROKO ENDORSE MY SHOTGUN BRAND, AND OF COURSE, HAVE MIDORIMA SEDUCE OLDER WOMEN!! WOOHOOOO!!

Kise:.. But Tenshiicchi!! I was talking about like-- beaches, sandy, sunny, happy beaches!!

Aomine: and the hot babes!

Akashi:.. *rubs temple* I have no time for this idiocy.

Me:.. Beach? Nah. pass. We'll go camping at gramma's cabin. remember? We barely escaped that time! Its thanks to school!

Aomine:............

Kise:......

Both: NOOO!!!!

Me:... Well you people can go to the beach, I mean, I CAN get Akashi and you people to endorse the stuffs along the way and I'll earn fast cash!

Akashi: *smirks*.. I like that idea. Yes, yes. Let us all go to the beach! *ka ching ka ching in the background*

Me: *wearing shades with dollars*.. Yes.

Akashi and Me: *high fives* Worth it/Good business.

Aomine:.. *cringes* Is money the only thing these two are thinking about?

Me: Well! My £ittle grasshopper (Money sign intended) We need funds!

Kise: Its summer!! QAQ HOW COULD YOU MAKE US WORK?! YOW HEARTLESS!

Aomine: Yow Momma was from North pole so yow coldhearted men!

Me:.................... Just do the Chuck Norris pose.

Aomine:..... *sulking in the corner*.............

Kise: QAQ LISTEN TO MEEEE!!!

Me:.. *shaking Kise* WHO BROKE THE TV LAST WEEK AND WE HAD TO BUY REPLACEMENTS?! QAQ DUDE. I SPENT MY POCKET MONEY FOR AOMINE'S CRASHED UP BIKES!!!

Kise:... *sulking*..

Me:.... Well they did say... "If you can't pay it, Pay with your body!" /(• u • ) \

Kise: O//A//O P-PAY WITH OUR BODY?!

Aomine: HELL NO!!! MY BODY IS SIMPLY TOO HOT-

Me:.... I can see why you two have no girlfriends. o^o

Aomine:... OAO......

Kise:... OAO.......

Aomine: Y-YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?! *pointing at Tenshii* HOW COULD YOU RUB IT IN OUR FACES?!

Kise: Aominecchi I already have [Name]cchi so.... *derp face* You're all alone.

Me: *sniggers* Midorima's texting that hot older model, Mukkun's dating his sweets, Akashi's dad is telling Akashi to go on marriage meetings, and Kise's head over heels for [Name] *winks at reader*. (We all know they want to date you, honey.)

Aomine: H-HOW ABOUT TETSU. TETSU?!

Me:.. He has his milkshake. •_•... You seriously didnt know about the love triangle between him, regular sized milkshake and jumbo sized milkshake?

Aomine: H-HOW ABOUT KAGAMI?!

Me:... Heard he was going after [Name] too..

Aomine: ....QAQ...

Me:... Aomine Daiki. Stuck in the friendzone. Now that is one hella good shit to write! •=^=•

Kise: G-GOING BACK TO THE TOPIC-- PAY WITH OUR BODIES?!

Akashi: AND WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT A TAMPON COMMERCIAL?!

Kuroko:.. Tenshii-san what should I do..? They both want me to go on a date with them.

Murasakibara: Ten-chin.. Do you have any more coupons for sweets?

Aomine: TAKE THAT BACK!! QAQ [NAME] WILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!

Midorima: I WILL NOT SEDUCE WOMEN!

Me: Firstly. xD Kuroko just get them both.

Kuroko: Ah thank you.

Everyone else: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!/TAKE THAT BACK/Can I have my coupons?

Me: *gives coupons to Murasakibara* xD ---..... ITS BECAUSE YOU ALL KEEP DESTROYING MY HOUSE THAT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE I HAVE SECURED FUNDS!! NOW PAY WITH YOUR BODIES!!!!

Kise:.. *sparkling while having dejected face*.. N-No......

Akashi:............. Well...

Me:... •=^=•........ we'll start off with a new movie. Kise and the magical scissors of doom.

Akashi:.. The title sounds nice.

Aomine:.... LISTEN TO MEEEEE

Me:.. Its about Kise rescuing the hero Akashi from Aomine's hands!

Akashi: I see! Beautiful plot! *nods nods*..

Midorima:... These two are deranged, insane, and....

Me:.. Shintaro for Tampon commercial?

Akashi:.. Yes. Agreed.

Midorima: NO!! I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK!!!!

**

Itsh finally vacation!

and me being the.. *ahem*.. Indoor-appreciative type of person.

Kise:...... You mean 'Introverted'..?

Kuroko:... Tenshii-san.. Just be blunt and call yourself a NEET...

Mean pieces of sh- Okay, xD Its 12 in the morning here and srsly I dont want to sleep.

xD back on track, I should get more inspiration (Since I dont have anyone visiting me nor I have any planned outings and since kidnapping children here for organs is kinda back on track... I'm house arrested for looking like a 5 year old with eye bags)

So, to be a bit more talkative, Anyone here knows God Eater? xD Love that Anime and Game. I ship Lindow and Sakuya like Fed ex. As for Kota... He a cinnamon roll! o^o

Well see ya if I DO have more inspiration!