Warning:

The following chapter contains not so funny scenarios, OOC Author and characters, and violence towards electronics such as Speakers, Televisions, and cellphones.

This might trigger: Severe facepalming, extreme LSS (Last Song Syndrome) and some weird shit.

Thank you.

Oh and I don't own Versace on the Floor. I sure am happy I don't..

PS:.. I dont particularly dislike the song but I dislike the veeeeery inappropriate times it had to just play.. Thus. I think the song is stalking me.

Me:... *is seriously rocking Just Dance like a pro* Viva Banana!! *dancing to Banana song*

Aomine:... *sashays to the room* Versace on the floor!

Me:... *throws Wii on Aomine and walks out*

Aomine:... *Face got shaped by Wii* Oii what's her problem? Oh hey. The it broke! I DO have a thick skull!

~At School~

Me: *writing at wattpad* I am the goddess of the new world. screw Kira! Im much more fab than Kira! Kira can eat my dirt! Ha!

(Person in front of me):  Oooooh Take it off for me for me for me for me nao gurl~

Me:.... *tableflips and stabs phone*.

Akashi:........ *starts stabbing notebook*... Stop. Just. Stop.. This is an order!

Kuroko: *twirls and seductively slides down the floor*... Would you like some-

Akashi: No fries with that, dammit!

Kuroko: *produces Versace perfume brand* Versace on the floor~? *places perfume on the floor*

Akashi:.. Oh god why..  Who poisoned my Tetsuya....?

~Lunch Time~

Kuroko: *on the stage* *places Versace perfume down* Versace on da ploor~

Me:.... *starts hitting head on the wall* No. No. NO!!

Akashi:... *under the table*..

Aomine: Why do you hate it so much yo?

Me:... You wanna know so badly, Aomine Daiki..?

Aomine: Duh!

Me:....... It all started when I was in the mall with Akashi and Murasakibara... We were going to replace those stuff you all broke..

*FLASH BACK YO!*

Me:... *is on the red days,*.. FUUUUU!!!

Akashi:... *sighs*.. To be honest I'm tired.. *looking at Mursakibara.

Mursakibara: *eating* Im out of sweets....

Me: *sits down on bench*

*Versace on the floor plays*

Me: *pokerface*...

Akashi:.. *pokerface*

Murasakibara: *pokerface*

*Versace on the floor replays 9999 times*

Me:... WTF!! >> IM LITERALLY FRICKIN HAVING CRAMPS AND THESE COUPLES ARE -- *sees couple kissing* OAO MY VIRGIN EYES!!!

Akashi: *covers My and Murasakibara's eyes*.. This is not for children.... *drags Murasakibara and Tenshii away*

-Appliance Store-

Akashi: *looking at Curved screen tvs*.. Which one for the living room..?

Me:.. Buy 7 of those... *poking Tv screen*..

*Versace on the floor plays*

Murasakibara:.. *gets surprised and trips and smashes Tv*.. Aka-chin!!

Akashi:... *petrified*... .... M..My credit card...!!

Me:.... *is actually beating up speakers*

Speaker: Versace on the floor~

Me: *trips on a banana peel* ----*falls on ass* SON OF A B-

And the world exploded.. Lets just say Akashi maxed out his credit card...

Flash back end!

Aomine:... That sounded painful!

Akashi:.. We went home after that... The song was following us... *haunted look*.. The song was haunting us... The song.. The song... ;;.;;.. My credit card...

Kise:... Poor Akashicchi..

Murasakibara:.. The crows.. were singing Versace on the floor while they take my sweets! *cries*.

Me:.. They were making fun of me.. They were making fun of MY PAIN!! *goes into kamehame mode*

-TIMESKIP-

-Grocery Shopping-

Me: *picking up some orange juice*

Speakers: *play Versace on the floor*..

Me:........ *smashes speaker*... *walks away*..

Aomine: *sexy dancing to Versace* Versace on the floo-

Me:... *knocks out Aomine and uses him to pay for items*.. Here. Have a basketball player.

--Appliance Store--

Me:.. *happily looking at the floor*

Speakers: *playing Sugar ft Maroon 5*..

Me: *nodding along*..

Speakers: *suddenly shift into Versace on the floor*...

Midorima: *trying his best to restrain Tenshii* >.> Restrain her!

Me: RAAAWR!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR!! LET ME AT THAT SHIT!! ITS MAKING FUN OF ME. IT DOESNT KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT WAS TO HAVE CRAMPS!!

Kise: *pulling Tenshii* Stop!!!

--- Home----

Me: *sleeping on the couch*

TV: Versace on the floor!

Me:.......

---Bathroom---

Kise: *brushing teeth*..

Neighbor: *sneaking by Kise's window* Versace on the floor!

Kise: *spits out toothpaste* EEEK!! GHOST!!!!

---Piano Room---

Midorima: *singing Thousand Miles*

Aomine: *rushes in Bruno Mars Costume* Versace on the floor!!

Midorima:..... ....

----Bedroom----

Akashi: *silently praying to his scissor shrine*

Kuroko: *barges in, laying on Akashi's bed* *places perfume on the floor* Versace on the floor.

Akashi:........

----Pool-----

Murasakibara:  *eating sweets near the pool*

Crow: *appears singing Versace on the floor*

Murasakibara: *runs to house* CROWWWWWSS!!!!

----Laboratory-----

Me:.. *laughing manically* and now for my latest invention!!

Invention: *explodes and plays Versace on the floor*

Me:.. *Tableflips*

***

Basically... Me when Versace on the Floor kept on replaying at some clothes store while Im literally sitting on the couch in cramps.

I swear it was making fun of me! QAQ..  I swear! Singing those lyrics while I double in pain!

Told you it wasnt funny. *snickers* Expect a parody later. HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA