Hi!~ ^_* Cup of randomness is served to you by your beloved Sadist girl!~ ^_*

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke

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What if the Generation of Miracles

Want revenge?

Oh crap.

Kuroko way:

Idiot: Hehehehehe.. *kicks Vanilla Milkshakes*

Kuroko: My... Milkshakes...

Kagami: O.O K-Kuroko?

Kuroko: My Milkshakes! *Runs 300 Km per Hour*

Kagami: OllyBurgers!

Kuroko: *sneaks to the culprit carrying scissors*  *Ring around a Rosy tune* Who destroyed my milkshake? Who killed my milkshake? Vanilla Vanilla, I will kill Him!

Idiot: God is that you?

Kuroko: *le God mode* Yes! IM THE GOD OF MILKSHAKES!!!

Idiot: GOD?!!!

Kuroko: No Im a Ghost. See this Body?

Idiot: FUWAH YUREI!!!!! *runs*

Kuroko: YOU'LL NEVAH ESCAPE!!!! *runs after the culprit*

Me: remind me to never get in the way in Kuroko's love for milkshakes.

Midorima : agreed.

Akashi: I taught him well.

-The Kise Way!

Hater: *burns Kise's cover magazines*

Kise: --THAT LITTLE-

Fangirls: HE BURNED KISE-KUN'S COVER MAGAZINES!!!! HE WILL DIEEEE!!!!!!

Meanwhile the Hater was walking the road when..

*military trumpet sound: totorototototoot!*

Hater: what's that?

Girls: *riding horses* THERE HE IS GIRLS!

Kise: *in a sergeant outfit* CHARGEE!!!!

Girls: FOR SPARTAN KISE-KUN!!!!!

Kuroko: FOR MILKSHAKES!!!!

Kise: KILLL!!!!!! *le does the the 300 scene*

-News flash-

Me: Haizaki Shogo a hater of Kise Ryota was sent to the hospital after Kise-kun's fangirls torched and pitchforked him. He went to the hospital with 2nd degree burns and a pitchfork in his family jewels. (His D*ck)

-The Midorima Way.

Asshole: Weird dipshit.

Midorima: who?

Asshole: You dipshit.

Midorima: you'll surely pay!

Asshole: lets see about that dipshit!

-that night.. -

Midorima: *chanting a vodoo spell and lucky items become alive* abadabe bodabe badabe shutashuu!! I call upon...

Lucky items: *eyes glowing red* kill....kill....killl.. KILL!!!!!!

Midorima : *glasses flash as Lucky Item army flies off the window* BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROT IN THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL!!!!

Me: Newsflash! ! A Lucky Item Army is starting to advance in Tokyo in search of a guy named Haizaki Shogo whose family jewels hadn't healed yet after the great Kise Revolution yesterday.

Haizaki: LEAVE MY D*CK ALONE YOU BITCH!!

Me: he says leave his d*ck alone.

Lucky item army: HAIZAAAKI SHOGO!!!!

Haizaki: Uwah!!! Leave me be!!!!!!

Tanuki statue: WELCOME TO HELL HAIZAKI!!!!

Kerosuke: *shoves a cactus on Haizaki's D*ck.*

Haizaki: OWWWWW!!!! MYY *TOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

Midorima: who's the dipshit now?

Haizaki: The Author!!!!

Me: oh really? Well see ya in your room kay?

Aomine: BURN!

-The Aomine Way.

Satsuki: *burns all of Aomine's magazines*

Aomine: *tied up in a chair crying* HORIKITA MAI!!!!!!!

Satsuki: bleh! Dai-chan!

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Aomine: *catches a heck lot of frogs* Satsuki. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *puts a thousand frogs in Satsuki's room*

Satsuki: *opens her room* Oh my God DAI-CHAAAN!!!! F-ROOGGSSSS!!!! *hides behind me and Tetsu*

Me: Aomine-kun. That's a bit mean!

Aomine: WHAT'S MEAN?! THIS! *points to a burnt Horikita Mai altar*

Me: You alright man?

Aomine: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OF COURSE I AM!!!!

Me: Satsu. I think he... snapped?

Momoi: Waaah frogs!

Aomine: IAM THE FROG KING!!!!

Momoi: Eeek Nooooo!!!

--okay a week after that--

Some random dipshit burned Aomine's room. That dipshit threw some gas and then some lighted match.

Aomine: NOT AGAIN!!!

Me and Satsuki: ITS NOT ME! I SWEAR!

Aomine: NOW IM MORE TOASTED!!!!

Me and Satsuki: Uhh anyone wants Toasted Daiki?

Everyone: Nope we're good.

Aomine: *clothes on fire*

Me: He's just a toast but he's on fiar!!!

Momoi: Hotter than a fantasy.. Toasted than a french toast

Me: Haizaki. Watch out for flying Toasters and Toasted Daiki!

Momoi: too late!

Aomine: *gets his toaster army* I AM THE KING OF TOASTERS!!!! BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Me: screw you.

Haizaki: *shields himself from Flying toasters*

But then the unexpected became expected! Aomine Daiki Body slammed Haizaki!!

Me: im still wondering if he will bear his wife's children...

Momoi: that's got to hurt..

Aomine: WELL YOU TOASTED MY SKIN!!!

-The Mukkun way-

Haizaki: Boo!

Mukkun: *accidentaly gives the crow his sweets* M-My sweets!!!

Me: EVERYONE GO TO THEIR BASEMENTS NOW!!!!!

Murasakibara: *shapeshifts into a titan *

Momoi: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

-and at last the real deal!-

Haizaki: *kicks Akashi's Family Jewels*

All: Holy shit!!

Me: -with a toaster on top!

-cricket sounds-

Me: ITS THE MILITARY!!! *runs*

All: *runs away* KYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Aomine: *runs away with the toaster army* so we're experiencing it again?!

Kise: *galloping with the cavalry* AOMINECCHI!!!!! TT^TT

Midorima: *riding a pink unicorn* Damn is he on his PMS today?!

Me: *riding a jetpack* well he is always on his PMS!

Kuroko: *riding on a cloud with a fake beard and Holy Aura* true.

Murasakibara: Definitely.

Akashi: *takes out his phone and dials* hello? Is this the air force? The Marines? The army the police and the assassins?

Me: *passing Haizaki by* You better run kid. He eats pieces of shits for breakfast.

All including Akashi: I/He eats/eat pieces of shits for breakfast?.

Me: Nope. I meant Haizaki said that Akashi's a piece of shit that he'll eat for breakfast!

Akashi: is that so? *takes out a motorcycle* This will be War then Haizaki Shogo!

Me: ITS THE GHOST RIDER!!!

Akashi then transformed into a badass motorcycle rider with a leather jacket and shotgun. And chains.

Coincidentally the Whole Force of Japan came.

Me: Oh My God. Is that Killua Zoldyck the famous assasin?!

Killua: Yo.

Midorima: Haizaki is so screwed.

Haizaki: *gunshots* UWAAAHHH!!!!

-The Momoi Way-

Momoi: *cooks some crap then...* Tenshii-chan can you beautify this?

Me: sure thing Satsu!~ *make overs the food*

Momoi: Thankshuu! !!~

And then Momoi and I made way to Aomine with a flowery background. But inside both of us were cackling evilly.

Aomine: *wide eyes* I-It looks Good!

Me and Momoi: *secretly high fives*

Aomine tasted the food. And..

Aomine: *KNOCKED OUT*

K.O!!!

Me: Great!! Now tie him up and burn his magazines then set it up on Haizaki!

Momoi: Agreed!~

-The KawaiiSadistTenshii way!-

*le music starts*

DUN!  DUN DUN DUN! 

DUN DUN DUN!

Me: *Takes out the Death Note* I SHALL CLEANSE THIS ROTTEN WORLD OF EVIL!!!

Light Yagami: Isn't that My Line?!

Me: shattap IMAGAY. *shoots*

Kiseki no Sedai: ITS KIRAAAA!!!!!

Me: *in a helicopter* Its too late! I have planted nuclear bombs!!! Tokyo is Doomed!!!!

Midorima: shut up Angel.

-fine the REAL way-

Me: *buys honey, Natto, coke, shoe polish, Earthworms, and seaweed juice.* lalalalala!!!!

I poured Honey in Aomine's shampoo bottle, then Natto in Midorima's, Shampoo, Earthworms in Kise's bathtub, coke in Kuroko's milkshake bottle, seaweed juice in Akashi's, coffee and shoe polish in Mukkun's Nails

And KABOOM!!!!

Me: FUWAHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KEROSUKE?!! OHMYGOD ITS THE GHOST RIDER!!!!! THE CAVALRY'S COMINGGG!!!!!! GOD IM HATING TOASTERS!!!!!! GOD IM SORRY!!!! GAH EREN JAEGER HELP ME!!!!

And thus my plan backfired.

Me: *writes their name in the death note and they all fall down.* Yay!

But who said I never got a back up plan?