Me: Tetsu?

Kuroko: *touches the air with hid hands*

Me: T-Tetsuya?!!! Da ef is that?!!!!

Kuroko: *does some whale mating dance*

Me: What? You out of vanilla milkshakes?

Kuroko: *shakes head im trying to be a phantom mime!

Me: Phantom mime my ass. Lets go troll them with that!

Kuroko: *nods*

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Me: *waves middle finger to Kise*

Kise: Hidoii-ssu!

Kuroko: *waves*

Kise: Hi Kurokocchi!!

Me: *pulls at air*

Kuroko: *throws puke on Kise*

Me: *grins*

Kise: EW! what?!

Me: *pulls another air string*

Kuroko: *throws worm blood on Kise*

Kise: YUCK! WHAT KIND OF BLOOD IS THIS?!

Me: *shows container paper: *worm blood**

Kise: DISGUSTING!!! QAQ

Me: *pulls another air string*

Kise: O.O

Kuroko: *opens doors and fangirls come in*

Kise: OWO SH*T!!!!

Me: *waves good bye*

Kuroko: *sends flying kiss*

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Aomine: Oi. What happened to Kise? *points to a half dead Kise*

Me: *points to Girl days supply*

Aomine: Oh. He has his red days?

Me: *nods then poses like chuck norris*

Aomine: BUDDY! *poses like An FHM girl*

Kuroko: *videoing*

Me: *nods and shows him a  slip of paper*

Aomine: You're letting me have Horikita Mai's Number?!!

Me: *Nods and points to a placard set*

Aomine: Only if I do those?

Me: *nods*

Aomine: *poses like sailor moon*

Me: *shows placard*

Aomine: In the name of the moon, Im going to punish you!~♡

Me: *shows another placard*

Aomine: * poses like a playboy bunny* I am a sexy bunny from the planet of apes!

Me: *shows a placard*

Aomine: *dances Oppa Gangnam style* OPPA AOMINE STYLE!

Me: *nods and points to a bike*

Aomine: You want me to ride that?

Me: *nods and holds up a flash card*

Aomine: ...Fine! For Horikita Mai's number.

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What could it be in the flash card? XD well find out..

TOMORROW!! WOHOO!

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I dont own Kuroko no basuke