Some Randomness...
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Me: Meido-saaaaaaan!! *calls a random maid*

Meido-san: Eh? Why Miss Angel?

Me: please buy me some strawberry milkshake!!

Kuroko: please buy me a vanilla milkshake! *tears up and holds money in a 90° bow*

Midorima: I beg you. Please buy my lucky item!

Kise: Please buy me Onion Gratin Soup!!

Akashi: I command you to buy me a canvas and a set of paint

Murasakibara: Please buy me sweets...

Aomine: Heyo Maid with small tits! Buy me that Horikita Mai magazine!

Maid: *whacks Aomine* Brat. As if you have a *TOOOOOOT*

Me: Hai hai. Meido-saaaan go! Shoe!

*few minutes later*

Maid: *comes back with a plastic bag* Here you go.

Me and Kuroko: MY SHAKE!! *U*

Maid: *hands out coke and coffee* Milkshakes are phased out since they said it was bad for the health.

Me and Kuroko: .....WHAT?!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!

Maid: *hands Kise Mushroom soup* Here you go pretty shitty boy.

Kise: *stares at mushroom soup* I guess this is okay.

Aomine: Worms crawl on mushrooms.

Kise: EW!! AOMINECCHI YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!

Maid: *hands Aomine a book about pervertedness* No Horikita Mai. Sold out.

Aomine: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!! *points to book* IM NOT A PERVERT!!

All: Yes you are.

Maid: *hands out fruit and vegetable flavored sweets to Mukkun*

Me: Oh no she didnt. *v snap*

Kuroko: Oh yeah she did. *ve snap*

Murasakibara: *dark aura* *chainsaw revs up* Let.. me... CRUSH YOU!!

Aomine and Kise: *restraining Murasakibara*

Me and Kuroko: *uses misdirection*

Maid: *gives Midorima a gravestone* sorry. But that's the only thing i can give to you. You'll gonna die soon right?

Midorima: *turns pale*

Maid: *ignores* Akashi-kun. Here. *hands out kiddie paint and paper*

Me: ...

Murasakibara: ....

Kuroko: .....

Aomine: ....

Kise: ....

All:.....

Akashi: .....*laser eyes*

Me: MONEY PROBLEMS!!

Akashi: *eye twitches*

Midorima: MY PIGGY BANK BROKE!

Akashi: *double eye twitch*

Kuroko: ...im out of money. .

Me: I HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS!!

Akashi: ...*throws scissors everywhere* ....I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!

*two minutes later*

Akashi-sama: Seijuro. Trying to kill your friends and Miss Tenshii? How low of you.

Me: *tries not to laugh*

Akashi: B-B-But Papa!! PAPA!! WHY CHU NOT BELIEVE ME?!! QAQ

Akashi: Because you're a liar son

Akashi: .....*bawls out crying* I just wanna paint!! MAMA!!! QAQ

Me: Ooh.. that's gotta hurt...

*a few weeks later*

Maji Burger

Me: Miss? Do you have any strawberry shake?

Miss Cashier: Yes. Would you like to order?

Me: *grits teeth*... Yes. 100 of them and 100 vanilla shakes. Please deliver them to Sadist Manor at *Toot*.

Cashier: yes Ma'am.

Me: *Dark aura pours out* Ehe.he.he.... *takes out garden shears*

Guard: HEY! Those things are not allowed!

Me: *glares* you sayin' something?

Kuroko: *terrorizing other people*

Newscaster: newsflash. Two students are terrorizing the people of Maji burger. With a gun and -OH GOD IS THAT A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL HOLDING  GARDEN SHEARS?!!

Me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING 5 YEAR OLD YOU OLD HAG!!???

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Kise: I would like to order-

Fangirls: ORDER ME KISE-KUN!! ORDER MEEEEEHHH!!

Kise: sorry girls.. but i would like to order some onion gratin soup if you have...

Waitress: Yes sir! *///_///*

Kise: eh? Last week did you got sold out?

Waitress: No sir.

Kise: *bangs cover eyes and zone comes out*

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Aomine: *robs the store of Horikita Mai*

Police: WHERE'S THE CHOCO DUDE?!!

(Me: dun dun dun.. dun! He hides in the shadows camouflaging his SKIN! HE IS... AOMINE DAIKI. THE CHOCO DUDE!!!)

Aomine: You will never find me... *le imitates a ninja*

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Akashi: daddy loves me.. ;;__;; DADDEH!!! QAQ

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Murasakibara: Give me all of your sweets.

Cashier: No.

Murasakibara: *puppy dog eyes* Please?

Cashier: No.

Murasakibara: just one piece?

Cashier: No.

Murasakibara: ....NO MORE MR NICE GUY! *Brings out Chainsaw* DIEEEE!!!

Himuro: Atsushi!! O.O No!

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Cashier: Midorima-san. Why didnt you pick up your Oha-asa lucky item last week?

Midorima: I thought it was sold out?

Cashier: *laughs* I got one reserved for you.

Midorima: what was the lucky item?

Cashier:  garden shears.

Midorima: Thank you. Can I get the lucky item today and last week?

Cashier: No problem Midorima-san.

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[Sadist Manor]

Me: ....

All: .....

Me:.... Im sooo gonna burn her at a stake...

Maid: ??

All: NAIL ON THE CROSS!! NAIL HEEEEEER!!!!

Me: NAIL HEEEEER!!

Midorima: AWOOOO!!!

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And that day. Grandmother Sadist only hired butlers.

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I dont own Kuroko no Basuke