Once upon a time...

In a faraway place...

There are Eight royalties..

In a maid cafè?!

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*le sparkles*

Me: *maid Café apron and cat ears* D-Domo desu yo ne..

Midorima: *butler's suit* Y-Yokouso..  *blush*

Both: Master/Mistress.

Akashi: Tsk tsk. No! Add more moe!

Me: *anime veins and grabs the lawn mower* WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! A KING?!

Akashi: No an emperor.

Aomine, Kise, Kagami: *Holds me in case I kill Akashi*

Midorima: *sighs and pushes his glasses* well then show it to us.

Akashi: fufu.. *in an expensive tuxedo butler suit* Nya Domou Desu~ Oujo-sama *winku*

Me: No! Midorima should have the moe the rest should be all dark and alluring and stuff!

Akashi: well who do you think you are?

Me: an angel sent to earth to guide you all from eternal damnation? *le innocent*

Aomine: Don't place your other fanficts here!

Me:.. Shut it. Im promoting the story where you're the very good guy even with your dark side!; Sloth!

(That is just a very short commercial about my newest book: The Angel who died for them.)

Kise: Shame on you.

Me: Im very sorry for the advertising.

Akashi: alright. We won't be moe. All of us including you are all seductive.

Me: Ha! Since im the one who's in charge of YOUR festival's maid cafè Imma say... I WON'T PARTICIPATE! Muahahaha!

Kise: Mistress, you're that mean, ssu~ *alluringly blinks*

Me: hmph. That will not always affect me.

Kuroko: *places a shirtless picture of Haruka Nanase*

Me: OHMYGEMINI! 0//////0 its not like Im blushing desu yo ne.

Aomine: Tsundere.

Me: Ore-sama. Now go back to PRACTICING HOW TO SED-AHEM CHARM THE CUSTOMERS!!!

All: Yes Oujo-sama.

Momoi: *dreamily looks at Kuroko*

Me: don't worry. Imma put a shirtless chappy okay?

Momoi: *nosebleeds*

Me: hahaha. And maybe a Kuromomo chappy or something.

Momoi: Awww.. You're a shipper?!

Me: Just recent desu yo ne!

Momoi: kyaaaa!!! *le hugs me*

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Kuroko: Bon jour,-

Akashi: *takes a step in front and bows like a gentleman.* Mi amour,-

[Mi amour: My Love]

Midorima: *le smirks* Madame [Name] do you want darjeeling tea?-

Kise: To go with your my love and your beauty?

Me: Kanpeki desu yo ne!!! Kono wa Kanpeki desu yo ne!

[Kono wa Kanpeki: this is perfect.

Kanpeki: perfect]

Murasakibara: *le professionaly places a cookie tray* Madame [Name], Koishiteru. If any boy likes you...

Aomine: Je vaí le tuèr, Mi amour

[Je vai le tuer Mi amour: Im going to kill them My love]

Me: perfection. El magnifique!

[El magnifique: Magnificent]

Akashi: Mademoiselle, watashitachi no.. Ohime, Jè Tàimè, Aishiteru. *smiles*

[Mademoiselle: Miss,

Watashitachi no ohime: Our Princess,

Je Taime: I love you

Aishiteru: I love you]

Me:.... *rushes inside* Minna. Big news..

Everyone: What?

Me: Momo-tan and I went to look for potential rivals.. sad to say... they were millions..

Kise: Nani ~ssu?!

Momoi: And they're giving all sorts of gimmicks!! Like a karaoke maid cafè!

Me: monster sea salt caramel whipped cream shakes!

Momoi: shirtless butlers!

Me: AND MORE!!!

Riko: That seems to be a problem...

Me: agreed... Call Himuro..Izuki..Takao.. Fukui, Reo, Hayama, Kotaro, Kagami,

Akashi: already did.

Momoi: now for the potential gimmicks..

Me: Pocky doughnuts, apple lemon peach cocktails..

Momoi: cherry blossom cake..

Me: and the secret weapon.. *evil glasses flash* Momo and I already charmed The Iwatobi Swim team coach, and The Saotome Agency

Murasakibara: Soon that maid cafè next door will be crushed! Buwahahahahaha!

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CROSSOVER WARNING!

Hihi, Tomorrow is Akashi-kun's birthday. Im writing this at Dec 19. Uwah! Tanjoubi omedetto! ! ^_^

Akashi: Thank you my student.

Me: your welcome sensei.

Now minna-san, ITS TIME TO PARTEH TOMORROW ITS OUR CHRISTMAS PARTEH!

PARTEH PARTEH!!!