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Yeah sure. Here ya go!! So much requests to make Yee haw!!

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There was a legend passed down from the very first generation of sadists.

Sadistian Von Sadist, the ancestor of the head of the extinct sadist generation and her descendant "Tenshii von Sadist"

A.k.a: Angel von sadist.

There was a legend concerning the family of sadists.

There was a cabin where Sadistian Von Sadist had cursed.

Sunny Homes Cabin.

Anyone who will enter the premises will be cursed. Forever!!

Me: Tsk. Walang Forever!!

Aomine: Translation: There's no Forever.

Akashi: Dont be a bitter girl!

Me: whutever made ya broke bro!

Akashi: MY MONEH!!! QAQ

Me: *grins victoriously* Of course! Ka ching!

Akashi: Whatever made you lozah! *does a v snap*

Me: Whateveh made you a broke lozah!!

Akashi: Ugh whatever! *hair flips*

Aomine: Oi Oi. BAkashi dont be sad since u were rejected for the Regina George lead in the school play.

Me: Midorima played it correctly.

Midorima: *hair flips* We have a vacation loser. Oh and Broke loser! *eye roll*

Momoi: Midorin sure is... snappy..

Me: Gee. He portrays Mean girls well when deprived of Lipton tea..

Kise: *busts in* ANGELCCHI!!

Me: Yeah?

Kise: ITS FROM YOUR FAMILY!!

Me: *reads*

Hello my darling granddaughter.

It is me. Your grandmother.

Me: *pales* Oh no. GRAMMA'S BACK!!

Kuroko: and..?

Me: *pales*

I would like to invite my adorable granddaughter to our cabin and mansion for a toast for her success in her businesses.

Me: *phew*

Kise: Angelcchi... what's your grandmother like?

Me: i would like to say...

Kise: go on...

Me: ....A saint from heaven coming down to save us all from Akashi.

Kise: OwO

Me: but then again Im a frikkin liar.

Aomine: Uh Oh...

Me: She's...

Kuroko: Say it or I'll shoot you.

Me: she can split mountains by her bare hands.

Midorima: *scoffs* Impossible

Me: a lion once roared at her.

Kuroko: ....

Me: she glared at it and it died.

Akashi: ....

Me: she dissected people when she's angry.

Momoi: ....

Me: and when she trains you. Its like an army camp.

Aomine: woah.. she aint scary at all.

Me: that's what you think..

Akashi: Psh. Those are lies.

Me: *mumble* lets go to my family estate if you dont believe me..

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Narrator: but they forgot the name of the cabin was.. Sunny Home Cabin.

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Gramma: So nice to have you all.here... ^^

Aomine: *mumbles* told ya she aint scary

Kise: yeah.. She's just a nice woman.

Gramma: ahem....Straighten your f*cking poises and dont f*cking whisper sh*t in front of me!!

(Me: ahem. P.S: my real world gramma is NOT like that. but when it comes to discipline she's like a spartan)

Kise and Aomine: *dumbfounded*

Akashi: Its nice to meet you madame.

Gramma: why thank you young man. atleast SOMEONE has RESPECT for me

Me: Gramma. Its time to train your spartans..

Gramma: ..Alright dear.

Me: *whispers* dont be surprised...

Gramma: WING, DARIUM, LEVIOSA.

Momoi, Aomine, Kise: WTF IS THIS?! HARRY POTTER?!

Me: *facepalm* dont be shocked.

Gramma: Shut Up!! *throws cane*

Me: *ducks* Gramma. Which cabin am I staying?

Gramma: Oh. The Sadist favorite. Sunny Homes Cabin

Me: Okay gramma..

Akashi: Madame, may I ask.. where are her other relatives?

Me: Aunt 'Hitler' is on a vacation in America. Auntie is taking care of Sofia, and my father's too busy also my mother... well.. dunno.

Kise: U-Um.. Sunny Homes Cabin? Isnt that the famed haunted cabin of the Von Sadists?

Gramma: why yes. And I have no problem sending my granddaughter over there. She'll take care of you. Now shoo! Wing. Show them the way!

Wing: Yes, Madame. This way Miss Von Sadist.

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Kise: Your grandmother made me pee in my pants Angelcchi!

Aomine: She's scarier than frankenstein...

Momoi: How did you survive her Angel-chan?

Midorima: Hm. She's like my angry grandmother..

Akashi: more like. She's like daddy.

Me: *murmurs* Daddy freak.

Akashi: whatevah!

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Part 2 will be released after... 9999999 years. XD okay. Joke. It will be released anytime. Byeeeers.

I dont own Kuroko no Basuke.