As Requested by: SeirinHigh11-chanĺ
Gomen if i took too long! ^_^~

i do not own Kuroko no Basuke
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The Generation of Miracles as..

Babysitters~ ♡□♡

*Warning*: if ever that happens beware! that kid may:

-lose his/her innocence
-be a crazy horoscopes lover
- sweets monster
- Sadist
- nosebleed.
- and believe Misdirection is a super power.

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Kid: Kuroko-nii! can i have some milk?

Kuroko: i'll get i-

Kid: Kuroko-nii!! where are you?!

Kuroko: Ren-san im here.

Kid: WHERE?!!!!!

-By the end of the day-

Kid: Okaa-san Okaa-san!

Mother: what is it?

Kid: Kuroko-nii has super powers!!

Mother: huh?

Kid: he can be invisible! *0*

and so... this kid thought Kuroko's Misdirection is a super power.

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Kise: *kira kira sparkles* ne, Rin-chan!

Kid (a girl) : (♡//□//♡) Kise-kyuun!!! >\\\\\<

Kise: *sweatdrops*

-after babysitting the kid-

Mother: *sees Rin nosebleeding* RIN!

Kid: *drooling at Kise* Okaa-san, i want to be babysat by Ryota-nii again! *Kira kira sparkles*

-another one catches the fan girling syndrome-

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Kid: Midori-nii, why are you holding that weird stuff toy?

Midorima: its my lucky item- nanodayo

Kid: ohh... wait, Midori-nii please explain everything for me. @_@

Midorima: *starts blabbing about fate and horoscopes*

Kid: *amazed* 0o0

-after Babysitting the kid-

Father: S-son! why are you holding that knife?!

Son: *pushes glasses* its my lucky item nanodayo,

Mom and Father: *jawdrops and faints*

-yeah. Midorima made another horoscope believer-

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Kid: Ao-nii whatcha' readin'?

Aomine: *reading porn* a photobook. wanna join me?

Kid: *happily smiles* hai! ^_^

-By the time Aomine left-

Father: im ho- *le shocked* Tohru!! what in the world are you reading?! 0_0

Kid: Otosan's playboy magazines! ^_^ *holds up a playboy magazine*

Mother: *fainted* (my son's innocence...) T_T

-Aomine made a super kawaii innocent kid become a pervert poor kid.-

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Kid: Mukkun-nii whaddya' doin'?

Mukkun: eating sweets.

Kid: *starts to eat sweets with Mukkun*

-after babysitting-

Mother: *enters the house and sees her kid eating sweets and the house a mess*

Kid: oka- *crunch* ri *munch* na *crunch* sai *munch* Okaa- *crunch* san

Mother: AHHHHH!!!!!!! *faints*

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and finally... the ćremé of the crop.

Akashi: *snip snip* do it like that

Kid: *snip snip*

Akashi: very good. *snip snip*

-after babysitting...-

Mother: *comes home and sees the whole house covered with red scissors* *pales*

Kid: *grinning sadistically* okairinasai oka-san...

---- heh he made another sadist---

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gomen i was really in a hurry! >□<

wish you all like it.

i do not own Kuroko no Basuke