Heyo! Sorry if I disappeared so suddenly. ^_^ Im back bitches!!

Kise: O__O Oh no!!

Midorima: *rolls eyes* whatever MIDGET.

Me: HELLO YOU SHITTY IDIOTS!! *slaps them with an umbrella* Yeah yo! Im back you idiots.

Akashi: *snip snip* Where did you run off to this time?

Me: London, the Bahamas, Oh and Borneo!

Akashi: *hair flips* Bitch please you cant go to London.

Me: I used your credit card. *winks*

Akashi: Wait. What?! You seriously couldnt have--

Me: *holding shiny gold credit card* Already maxed out.

Akashi: Oh shit. Father!

Akashi's Father: Im so disappointed with you son. You wasted our money for nonesensical things like a flying unicorn! And here I thought you wete straight!

Me: *grins evilly*

Akashi: No! Father!! This is a mistake!! Angel did!!

Me: Akashi-san.. I didnt do it! He's framing me!

Akashi: No! Father believe me!

Akashi's father: Seijuro. Im transferring all bank accounts to Miss Angel's hands. Im very disappointed with you. *leaves*

Akashi: *le falls down and spotlights shines* No! Father. Dont go!! This is all a lie!!

Kise: *mimicking* No! Fatha! Dont gow!! Hewe's a pwiece of bwead! *imitates a duck*

Akashi: *dark aura*

Me: *le plays disco music whule Akashi is mutilating Kise's hair*
Yeah yeah yo yo! Break it down yo!

Akashi: *le dubsteps* B-B-B-Break -eak-eak iiiiiit d-do-down Yo!

Kise: *le headbangs while his hair is being pulled down by Akashi* B-B-B-Reak it daw daw dawn!

Midorima: *drinking tea like a posh guy from England* Kise. Aomine's gonna kiss your underpants.

Aomine: *holding Kise's underpants* You freaking Tea-drinking idiotic tsundere f*cker snitch!

Midorima: *drinking tea* Yes. I. Am. A SNITCH AND B*TCH IM PROUD OF IT!

Sadist Dictionary:

Snitch: someone who always tells someone that someone did something bad to him.

In filipino: Sumbungero.

Me: golden snitch. Lipton tea. Kise is a minion. With a big bang bang Akashi's on the floor. No more stupid emperor.

Midorima: *still drinking tea like a posh guy* Yes. It is certainly stupid.

Akashi: Oh yeah?!

Midorima: Yes. As stupid as your face!

Akashi: Psh. You just dumped Kool aid on your sorry excuse for hair!

Me: Ooooh! Trashtalk!

Midorima: biatch It aint Kool aid. Plus. Red is soooo last season!

Kise: And when the hell did you know about the seasons? Excuse you. But Green is sooo 5 minutes ago!

Me: Move it Aomine!! You're blocking the view!

Aomine: Excuse you bitch I am the view!!

Me: *plays Dj* I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it. I like to?

Aomine: KISS MY ASS!!

Kise: KISS MY UNDERPANTS!

Midorima: KISS MY TEABAG BIATCH!!

Akashi: I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE KISS MY FOOT!

Me: *plays thriller* Your foot sounds like that.

Akashi: *hairflips* excuse me?

Me: excuse you! Now EXCUSE ME i have to max out your credit cards. *does a massive hair flip*

Kuroko: *goes in the house on a Harley motorcycle* Im back bitches.

Me: *shoots him* Headshot.

Kuroko: *takes out Bazooka* Oh no you dont!

Midorima: and here we are today in the Sadist mansion where two of the greatest shooters of all time are fighting. Signing out. Midorima the Golden Snitch.

Akashi: MY MONEY!

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I dont own Kuroko no Basuke.

Also.

IM BACK BITCHES!!