And Im back!!

PS: Tried to write this in class in my notebook but Economics decided that I should study instead so...

Let us get on with this!

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And so, Little Period Head Scissor Man continued with her-- His journey toward his grandmother who lives in a damn forest instead of some place near civilization.

Akashi:... *walking around*

Aomine: *drops a piano from a tree*

Akashi: *walking and dodges piano*... Pianos fall out of the sky. *plays the piano and sings* La la la la. La la la. Elmo's world.. La la la la . la la la la Elmo's world.. I got some scissors. and a basket too.. I. will. See Grandmaaaaaaa!! *fails high note*..

And so. another day, Aomine has unsuccessfully vanquished the period headed terror..

Until he had some idea.

Aomine: *slams open Gramma's door*.. Oi!

Midorima: *wearing grandma clothes* Ugh what?!

Aomine: So Gramma needs her apple sauce? Oi Midorima. Strip.

Midorima:.... What the *censored* nanodayo? Oi Aomine. I know you have fetishes for handsome people like me but-- GET OFF!!

Aomine: *on top of Midorima* Ugh don't move! Its not like I havent seen you naked!! Give me your clothes!!

Midorima: KYAAAA! SOMEBODY HELP. THERE'S A RAPIST IN MY HOUSE NANODAYO!

Aomine: Oh shut your trap kid. ( e . e ) No one would molest you. in tasteless grandma clothes? No way. besides if you're really a girl no one would like saggy oppais. Well.. maybe You would.

Midorima: .... *mutters*... Oh you do have a point.. BUT STILL GET OFF OF M- AKASHI?!

Akashi:.. *drops basket* ....... Oh god...

Midorima:... OAO ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK OF!! HE'S--

Akashi:..... I knew it. you were cheating on me, Shintaro...

Midorima:... WAIT WHAT?! IM STRAIGHT NANODAYO!

Aomine:... Here I thought you like ladies..

Midorima: I DO!!!

Akashi:.. Still, I'll just leave the basket over here... and let the both of you create more aunts and uncles for me

Midorima:.. Screw you!!

Aomine:.......... *snickers* with pleasure.

Akashi:.... Im going to eat. Dont create too much noise.

Midorima:.. *facepalms*

***

Kise: *is the hunter*.. *barges in* Put your hands up and drop the weapon!!

Midorima: KISE HELP!

Aomine: *is still trying to pry off Midorima's shirt* OIIII!!

Kise: *throws Gravure magazines on Aomine* STAY BACK!

Aomine: *runs like a dog and fetches Horikita Mai*..

Akashi: *drinking milk and eating cookies*... Sadist Cookies.. makes you more sadistic. paired up with Senpai's milk... makes oppais grow.. along with your height-- Tenshii what's with this shit script?!

Kise:.... *sees Akashi*.... *drops gun*... Period..?

Akashi:.. For the last time.. IM AKASHI. NOT PERIOD. NOT PERIOD HEAD. IM AKASHI SEIJURO. THE EMPEROR!

Kise:.... Akashi.. I have a confession to make...

Akashi: *rolls eyes*.. Whatever.

Kise: *darth vader voice* I AM YOUR FATHER.

Akashi:.. Mom was right. You're a chicken and a moron Cant believe my Dad is... you.

Kise: Hidoii Akashicchi!! QAQ YOW SO MEAN!! LIKE YOUR MOM!

Me: *appears eye twitching* I have my own confession to make.

Kise: *looking expectantly*

Me: The both of you are adopted. Lolololol. Suck it!

Kise:........

Akashi:.. I dont understand!! *teary eyes*

Me:....*turns from them dramatically*.. No one will ever understand because....

Akashi: Because of what. Mom?!

Me:...  you're an idiot son. Just like your father.

Kise:... IM NOT EVEN HIS FATHER, TENSHICCHI! QAQ

Akashi: *gasps* WHO IS MY FATHER?!

Me:.. The chicken.

Akashi: Then who is my mom?!

Kise:.. The tree.

Akashi:.....morons.... How can a tree get pregnant?

Me:.. You see... You were born from a peach. A cute cute peach. then Kise adopted you. But I know that Kise's a chicken and a moron so I became your mom.

Akashi:.......

Midorima:.. Hey this isn't Momotaro!!

Aomine:... When did this become a family drama..?!

Akashi:.. What do you mean Im born from a peach?!

Kise: Im not a Chicken! ;;3;;

Me:... *red cape flows dramatically along with hair*.. *turns to the dramatically on the sunset*... You'll understand in due time....

Kise: When?!

Me:.. When...

Akashi:.. When what..?!

Me:.... you all Stop being morons....

Akashi:.. NOOO!!! *reaches out to Tenshii*.. MOM! DONT GO!

Me:... *teary eyes*.. I have to, son.. I have to save them!

Kise: *crying while holding back Akashi*..

Me:.. Kise.. Dont be a moron okay?

Kise: *sniffs*. Yes! Tenshicchi!

Me:... Akashi. Dont be a whiny bitch okay?

Akashi:... QAQ MOM!

Me:.. Goodbye. Little Period Head Scissor Man and his Chicken father! *runs* I WONT FORGET YOU!

Midorima: *crying with tissues*... Oh toilet papers.. Tenshii! Come back to your family! QAQ

Aomine: *crying on Midorima's chest*.. Come back!

*le sad violin music plays*

Little Period Head Scissor Man.

The complicated story of a boy whose hair is period colored, born from a tree and a chicken--

Kise: IM NOT A CHICKEN!

And whose grandmother had an affair with a wolf...

Midorima: DAMMIT!

And whose foster mom...

Everyone: *crying*

Is so fabulous she had to leave.

End.