Yosh!! i changed my mind about video games.

instead of video games. the G.O.M will face their phobias *smirks evily* literally.

Dedicated to: hannahclemens37

for giving me their phobias

I do not Own Kuroko no Basuke

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Me: ready?.... get set...Go! stick together minna!

as the G.O.M dashed to the haunted house i made i smirked as i skipped inside.

Me: *chanting* worms and bees and cats. i wonder who'll be back? crows and disobedient dogs. i'll make sure to chop off some logs!~

Kise: is it just me or hannahclemens37-san informed Angel-cchi about our phobia?

Aomine: im getting the creeps....

and a lady dressed in a beige coat with a surgical mask popped out of nowhere hiding a pair of gardening shears

.

yes i placed a kuchisake onna on my haunted house~ and i wonder where i got her.. i just told her that go to that house and it'll be alright!

Kuchisake onna: am i pretty?

Kise: *looks at her* ... yes! =)

Aomine: *looking at her* hell yeah!

Kuchisake Onna: *takes off the surgical mask* how about now?

Aomine and Kise: *petrified* no comment.

Akashi: a Kuchisake onna?!

Midorima: where the hell did she get one?! 0_0

Kise: *petrified* crap... we're going to die. Onee-san! *starts praying*

Aomine: *pale and petrified* s-shit... w-we're done for! *shaking* S-Satsuki!!! *also praying*

Murasakibara: no =) *eating candy*

Kuchisake onna: DIE!! *chases after them snipping huge gardening shears*

Midorima: *running* TAKAO!!!! SERVANT!!!! DAMN YOU MURASAKIBARA!!!!

Kise: I WAS GONNA HAVE A GOOD PLAN!! MURASAKIBARACCHI!!!!

Aomine: EITHER WAY IT WILL ONLY END UP LIKE THIS!!! DAMN YOU MURASAKIBARA!!!

Murasakibara: >□<

Kuchisake onna: am i pretty?

Aomine: (0_0 yeah you are pretty. pretty creepy)

Kise: (Super creepy)

Murasakibara: (T-the grudge..,)

Midorima: (this is bad!)

Akashi and Kise: you look average/Am I pretty?

Murasakibara: i don't want my sweets chopped! 0_0

Kuchisake onna: *leaves*

Kise and Akashi: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! RUN!

and the G.O.M ran as fast as they could away from Kuchina. yes i named her Kuchina. got a problem with that? haha jk!

Midorima: *panting* where..., the... hell... she... got....a Kuchisake Onna?!

Kise: i dunno..... but that kuchisake onna's creepy!

Aomine: i-i wonder how?

Murasakibara: 0_0 minna... l-look b-behind you.... 0_0 c-crows...

Kise: what?! *sees worms and screams like a girl* AHHHH!!! WORMS!!! OMEEGADDD!!! ONEE-SAN HELP ME!!!

Aomine: *Sees Bees and screams* MAI-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU?!!! *Screaming like a girl with anime tears and runs* SATSUKI!!!! HELP ME HERE!!!! OHMYGADD!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! THOSE DAMNED BEES!!!

Murasakibara: *runs* NOO!!! I HAVE CHOCOLATES TO FINISH!! KAMISAMA NOOO!!!! DAMN YOU CROWS!!

Midorima: *sees lots of cats and starts to run frantic* CATS!!! TAKAO!!! SERVANT WHERE ARE YOU!!???

Akashi: *running again* so much running... *sees dogs* stay! *dogs doesn't obey and runs after him* O_O shit. Oi!! Wait for me! THIS IS AN ORDER!!! *starts to run with them*

meanwhile in a flowery place.,.

Me: *sipping vanilla strawberry milkshake* ne Kuroko you'll be in it after they were chased by their phobias.

Kuroko: but i wanted to spend some time with my sister! *puppy eyes* please do this for your little brother?

Me: fine.. fine.. oh! hihi.. i remember i placed him there!

Kuroko: oh him?

Me: yess!

back to the boys:

Kise: hey look! a bathroom!

Midorima: b-but its the ladies' room!

Akashi: nevermind just go in if you want to live! its an order!

and the G.O.M ran to the ladies' room. haha. they will soon face my other... friend. they locked themselves on the single but huge cubicle. next to the last. haha. they will soon face him >=)

Kise: *panting* 0_0 i thought we were all going to die...

Aomine: *panting* m-me too... *shuddering*

Midorima: h-hannahclemens37 t-told her o-our phobias... and k-knew K-Kise a-and A-Aomine's f-fears..

Kise: gotts pee! *pees on the toilet bowl* ahhh~

Akashi: or maybe.. she researched our fears some urban legends and conocoted s-some kind of hell for us..

as Akashi said that there was a tapping sound..

??: what would you like? a blue paper or a red paper?

Kise: oh the bl- *hands cover Kise's mouth*

Midorima: *whispers and covers Kise's mouth* Aka Manto. mattaku. first she befriended a Kuchisake Onna now an Aka Manto.

Kise: *stands up* we got to get awa-

Aomine: 0_0 *sees Kise's ***** * how the hell she can get and befriend these people?!

Murasakibara: im hungry.

Aomine: no one asked you Murasakibara.

Akashi: No Thank you.

Aka Manto: a yellow one?

Aomine: No Thank you.

Aka Manto: are you sure?

Kise: No Thank you.

Midorima: no matter what colour he says. do not say yes. i repeat do not say yes!

Aka Manto: a purple one?

Murasakibara: 0_0 - ^_^ y- *mouth gets covered by Aomine and Kise*

Akashi: No thank you.

Aka Manto: okay then *leaves*

Murasakibara opened the cubicle. and everyone sighed in relief.

Kise: how can Angelcchi find an Aka Manto?!

Aomine: dunno... but either way. she's cool.

Akashi: lets go before the Aka Manto returns.. *leaves with them*

Me: sugoi! first they outwitted Kuchina then they evaded Manta yes i also named the Aka Manto. but will they withstand the next one?

Me: hihi the next one will be super interesting!

Kuroko: oh.. You mean her?

Me: i remember encountering her from the train station and me praying like a madman for her soul.

Kuroko: i also spotted you two. you saying that you can understand a sudden misfortune like that.

as they walk around the house the G.O.M heard something like a scratching noise.

??: *Teke* *Teke*

Aomine: *sees a girl by the room window* wow.. so kirei.. *approaches her* hi!

??: *looks at Aomine* domo.

and when The Girl went out of the room Aomine saw she has no torso.

Aomine: KYAHHHH!!!!! *Runs away* TEKE TEKE!!!!

Kise: *looks* ONEE SAN!!! *Runs after Aomine* CRAP!!! MIDORIMACCHI MURASAKIBARACCHI AKASHICCHI!!! TEKE TEKE!!!!

Murasakibara: *running* OKASA!!!! TASUKETE!!!!

Midorima: *also running* TAKAO! SERVANT! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

Aomine: SHE'S GAINING ON US!!! BW8CODBEUDIQ!! SATSUKI!!!

Kise: JWICJDHDUDNDIDJ!!! ONEE-CHAN!!!! ITS YOUR FAULT AHOMINECCHI! YOU FLIRTED WITH A TEKE TEKE!!!

Aomine: HOW CAN I KNOW?!!!!

Midorima: DAMN YOU AOMINE! YOU FLIRTED WITH A TEKE TEKE?!

Aomine: I DIDN'T KNOW DUMBASS!!!

Akashi: keep quiet!

they soon passed another bathroom. a ladies one again. they scrammed in locking the door.

Kise: *panting while anime crying* Onee-san im sorry for calling you pushover!! *hugs Aomine*

Aomine: *also panting and anime crying* Satsuki im sorry for saying you're a bother!! *hugs Kise*

Kise and Aomine: *angelic aura praying* Kamisama we thank you for our wonderful life. please let us live longer after this amen.

Midorima: *eye twitching*.

Murasakibara: OKASA!!! IM SORRY FOR SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON SWEETS!!!

Akashi: wait... do you hear that?

Kise: i don't hear anything. wait! i gotta take a pee! *goes in the third cubicle*

Aomine: me too!! *goes in another*

Midorima: something seems familiar...

Aomine and Kise: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!/KYAAAHHH!!!!

Midorima and Akashi: what happened?!

Aomine: *anime crying with pale face*t-there's a girl in here! and she groped my butt!

Kise: *anime crying with pale face* You're lucky its your butt! she pulled my *****

Aomine Midorima Akashi and Murasakibara: 0_0

Midorima: I-it pulled y-your *****?!

Aomine: *repeats* IT PULLED YOUR FUCKING *****?!!!

Kise: *anime crying* and now her head is on my butt!

Aomine: 0_0 KYAHHH!!! NOW HER HEAD IS ON MY *****

Akashi: 0o0 *amazed*

Aomine and Kise: *both scurries out WITHOUT THEIR PANTS ON*

Midorima: *covers eyes* argh! so bright!

Akashi: *also covers eyes* this light is sickening!

Murasakibara: please turn it off!

Aomine and Kise: *looks down and On each other* HOLLY SHIT!/KYAHHH!! *frantically pulling up their pants*

in the flowery place

Me: BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! HANEKO AND HIKIKO TOUCHED KISE AND AOMINE'S ASSES AND *******!!!!!

Kuroko: *laughing out loud*

back to the boys

They got away from the clutches of Haneko and Hikiko. when they heard a crawling noise,

Kise: *holding his ***** * w-what is that?

Aomine: *holding his butt* i-i dunno.. but if it touches my ass and ***** again i'll kick it to saturn.

Midorima: K-KYAHHHH!!!!! >□<

Akashi: *turns around* you'll be the one wishing to go to saturn.

Kise: eh? *turns around* 0_0 y-yeah.. i dunno what to do. to laugh or to run.

Murasakibara: i dunno... it seems quite disturbing that the girl is groping Mido-chin's butt.

Midorima: *runs* DAMN YOU!!

Aomine turned around to see... The Ring Girl.

Aomine: *runs* Y-YOU LET SADAKO GROPE YOUR ASS MIDORIMA?!!!

Midorima: >\\□\\< SHUT UP!!! IT APPEARED BEHIND ME AND STARTED CRAWLING ON MY BACK!!!

Kise: B-BUT MIDORIMACCHI SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL!!!

Akashi: *smirks while running* but it was amusing to see Shintarou's distressed face along with that scream.

Murasakibara: I AGREE!!!!

Midorima: HURRY SHE'S GAINING!!!

Aomine: BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! MIDORIMA SHINTARO GOT HIS ASS GROPED BY SADAKO!!!

and as they were nearing the exit everyone was laughing as the Ring Girl chased them. but... to their horror.

Their phobias showed up. along with The Teke Teke, Ring Girl, Kuchisake Onna, and Haneko joining forces to chase the 5.

Aomine: *Laughing so hard* B-BEES!!!! *laughing while anime crying* SATSUKI!!! KYAAHHHH!!!OHMIGAD!!!

Midorima: *blushing while anime crying* CATS!!! TAKAO HELP ME!!!! KAMISAMA!!! SHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

Kise: *also laughing* WORMS!!! KYAHHH!!! OHHMEGADD!

Akashi: *smirking* disobedient dogs! 0_0 SHIT! KEEP RUNNING! ITS AN ORDER!!

Murasakibara: CROWS!!! I LOVE YOU CHOCOLATES!!! *runs to the exit* CHOCOLATES ARE JUSTICE!!!

with everyone's last strenght, they reached the exit. and found themselves in the flowery place where i was.

Me: CONGRATS!!! *glomps them* haha! i love it!!!

Kuroko: it was amusing guys, omedetto

all of them sat and rested. especially Aomine, Kise and Murasakibara who kept praying and thanking Kami.

Randomness: end. Arigato for reading.

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And... OKAY! so my haunted house is finished. i added their phobias and the japanese urban legends.

I hope you like it.

Thank You hannahclemens37 for sharing their phobias with me. (Kise: Why?!!!! ToT)

feel free to request anything. oneshot, drabble, funny moment... BUT!!! no smuts get it. i don't do those!

I do not own Kuroko no basuke!~

See you!