Randomness 4~ Akuru no Hoteru (Hotel of Nightmares) START!~
Um... excuse me? yeah you. anyway, i wanna thank you dear reader, for reading, commenting, and voting for my beloved story~ which started when i was daydreaming about the Generation of Miracles going on a winter vacation. =D, you're thinking that this is the end of my story? heck no! i got more plans for the G.O.M i got more torture and many randomness coming for them! well for those who want to request... PM me guys! don't be shy and feel free to request!~
By the way. for those who requested...
Sorry if i can't post faster and leaving you waiting for your requests! but i promise! i'll try to write faster!
i promise!
well i'll stop with this, Read on now my dearie!
As Requested by: Ms_yeolliepop and ynnabanana25.
Dedicated to: Ms_yeolliepop, ynnabanana25 and.. *drumroll*
MidoShii!
♡♥ Thank you so much for that heart-warming comment~ im 11 turning 12 in June 5! ^_^
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Hotel 626. Level I
Kise: *gulps* i never knew this hotel can be creepy! *holds Aomine's hand*
Aomine: *ashen face and holding Kise's hand* T-Tetsu d-don't leave u-us!
Hehe.. Yaoi's so cool! Aokise \(★□★)/
Kuroko: *innocent face* what are you talking about Aomine-kun?
Aomine: *hears an omnimous voice* O_O *jumps on Kise's arms*
Kise: *drops Aomine from fright and clings to Akashi* A-Akashicchi!! /(>□<)/
AkaKise AoKise there anyone?
Akashi: *calm* hmph. cowards.
Kise and Aomine: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY SCISSOR FREAK!
Akashi: *takes out my Garden Shears* are you two saying something?
Kise and Aomine: *hugs each other* n-no!
well.. they were just waiting for the others to wake up from the level 1 room.
Murasakibara: *wakes up* where are my sweets?
Midorima: *wakes up* did she j- nevermind.
Akashi: yes. she shipped us off here.
Kagami: *wakes up* that Tricky little Bitch!
~~ at my computer screen~~
Me: *anime vein* that sh- *calls Kuroko* hello? Kuro-chan hit Bakagami in the head for me kay? *hangs up* now.. let the fun begin!
why were they at the hotel without them knowing?
here's a flashback~~~
FLASHBACK!!!!~~~~~~
Me: *tiptoes to G.O.M's Bedroom* hehehe.. *takes each of them to a box marked with: Fragile Handle With Care
Shipped off to: Hotel 626 room *** * hehehehehe.
au revoir minna~
At the hotel....~~~
Kise: *wakes up* h-huh? where am- *reads paper*
Welcome to Hotel 626 We hope you enjoy your stay~~
Kise: 0_0 (HOTEL 626?!! OHMIGOD OHMIGOD) *freaking out* Aominecchi! Aominecchi!
Aomine: *wakes up* huh? Kise? what the hell are you doing in my- *gets slapped by Kise* Ow! you bastard!
Kise: shhh! Aominecchi Angelcchi shipped us off to Hotel 626!
Aomine: 0_0 fck. that bitch!
Akashi: *wakes up* i knew she would do this. -_- but i never thought she can work fast.
Kise: T_T i don't wanna die! Akashicchi! what should we do?!
Aomine: *silently freaking out* @_@ Hotel.....6....2.....6 *rages* THAT BITCH JUST SHIPPED US DAMN OFF TO THIS DAMNED HOTEL!!!!
~~~~~~~~~ End of Flashback~~~~~~~
and that's how they are in the hotel. hehehehe.. im so evil!! +_+
Kuroko: *silently jabs Kagami*
Kagami: Ow! Kuroko you bastard! what the hell was that for?
Kuroko: *looks at him innocently* Angel-chan said to hit you.
~~ in the flowery place ~~
Me: *cackling* hehehehe just you 7 watch +_+
??: oi Angel are you getting insane?
Me: what the- iiambeeeeea/Mirai?!
Mirai: yup. you can just call me Mirai. for short
and we have a surprise guest... (not a surprise anymore though) iiambeeeeea!~ a.k.a Mirai-chan!
Mirai: how's the torture going Tenshii?*
Me: Don't call me that! call me Angel!
Mirai: -3- fine Angel.
Tenshii is the name sometimes my friends call me and my planned alias in this account (but i don't want to) -3-
*Tenshii means Angel in Japanese
*Mirai means Future in Japanese
Mirai: *looks at the screen* Wow! you shipped them off to Hotel626? awesome! *high fives*
Me: heck i even put "Fragile: handle with Care" *high fives*
Mirai: *eyes sparkling* i wanna take part in the next tortures!
Me: *eyes sparkling* that would be great!~ yippee!! another torturer! welcome!
Mirai: Yay!! *eyes sparkling* i'll let them taste my cooking!
Me: *prays* may their souls rest in peace.
did i mention that Mirai's cooking is lethal? yeah Momoi and Riko's cooking are also inedible and lethal.. but hers is the combination of Poisonous crap + Inedible crap + Vitamins and Supplements + Raw meat and Vegetables + Alcoholic Substances (like Wine and Sake) + her most lethal ingredient: some Bizarre inedible crap (like bugs, and Metal 0_0)
plus the last time a person ate her cooking he was electrocuted by 900 volts to be waken up. O_O poor guy.
okay im getting sidetracked here. back to the boys!
~~~~~~~~~~~~ to the boys ~~~~~~~~
while all of them were all wide awake and finally found some flashlights they were about to switch them on when they all got the chills.
Kise: 0_0 i got a bad feeling over this.
Aomine: M-Maybe when we get out.. She Got another crappy horror shit for us to go to.
Kise: or she got another torture...
Akashi: *glares* shut up and open your flashlight!
Kise and Aomine: Hai/-ssu *opens flashlight and locates the door*
Level II Try I
Aomine: *checks his pockets* hey i think she put or phones on our pockets.
and everyone checks their phones with O_O faces
and they soon found a room a dark bathroom i mean. and soon a pale sillihoute flying around.
Aomine: *looks at Kise with an ashen face* Dude... What the hell is that?
Kise: *looks at Aomine with an ashen face* dunno but its hella creepy-ssu!
Kagami: *paler white face* She's Hella creepy
as soon as the idiots said that the lady ghost started chasing the three. maybe she's angry at them for calling her creepy.
Aomine: RUN!!!
Kise: You don't have to say it Aominecchi!!!!
Kagami: One Question! WHERE ON EARTH SHALL WE HIDE?!!
Aomine: Good Question...- O_O *sees a wall*
Kise: -No Answer. O_O *sees a wall*
Kagami: YOU BASTARDS!!!
Kise: *bright lightbulb* i have an Idea! *random sparkle* maybe.. *takes out his phone and faces the ghost* Smile! *click*
Aomine and Kagami: 0_0 Wow. how great.
Kuroko: *appears in front of the ghost* Ghost-san Say Cheese! *click*
Kise: *smiling* Okay pose a bit more here there! *click*
amd a bit *click* and... *click*! say "I Love You Kise" *click*
Aomine: he's feeling the moment right?
Kagami: dunno but something tells me he's doinga great job but.. he looks kinda creepy.. *takes out phone* One more time! *click*
Midorima: 0_0 are they finally insane?
Akashi: nope they're doing the right thing.
Murasakibara: -_-
Aomine: *takes his phone* Say cheese! *click* Smile *click*
never thought those guys can feel the moment. -_- but
that's the way of our wonderful beautiful life they were really thinking that The Ghost is a Model or an Actress.and they're either photographers, stalkers, or the paparazzi. well they're really are weird
Kise was taking many photos of the ghost while saying some inaudible crap, Aomine fantasizing about the ghost being Mai-chan wow, that's some serious imagination. and Kagami drooling like no tomorrow imagining that the ghost being super huge deluxe burger. Bakas.. -_-"
~~~~ in the flowery place~~~~
Me: *stares at the screen in disbelief* Okay they're feeling the moment way too much that the Ghost already disappeared -_-"
Mirai: *jawdrops* i think i'll also add some antibiotics for the three and. and they're snapping wasted shots they're imagining way to much -_-"
Me: don't forget to add some anti-bipolar medicine for them.
Mirai: *smirks* of course. i won't
~~~ back at them~~~~
Level III Try I
As they were led to the stairwell they saw the two doors.
Kise: where should we go?
Aomine: dunno.. but we're going to the left.
Midorima: right.
Akashi: the right door.
Kise: Majority wins!
Aomine: Dammit..
then.. a black mist tried to push Kagami
Kagami: Ow! what the fck?!
Kise: *gets pushed* Waahh! *almost falls* that was close
Aomine: *gets pushed* What the hell is this black mist?!
the remaining 4 went to the second door quietly as the three were attacked by the black mist and the idiots went inside the second door a bit noisily.
Level IV Try I
Akashi: *glares* you three be quiet or this poltergist will attack us. understood? that's an order.
three: hai!
and the three went to the music box used to make the ghost fall asleep..
Aomine: *takes the box and cranks it fast* falalalala!!!
and with Ahomine's scary singing and the fast cranking of the box the ghost child started to wake up
Kise: *takes the box and cranks it slowly* lalalalaa~
well Kise's voice is okay for the ghost child but the music box's cranking is really sloooooowwwww and started to wake up... but our beloved Carro-ehem vegetable hea-ehem Midorima snatched the box.
Midorima: *snatches the box and cranks it carefully* *humming*
and here comes the fan girl scream! of course who would not want to see Midorima singing? while Kise joined in and sang. and the ghost child slept happily ever- screw that. Midorima made a huge mistake in cranking the damn music box. and the poltergist woke up crap 0_0
Poltergist: *crawling creepily like Sadako*
Kise: *shrieked like a gay* Kyaaaaahhh!!! SADAKO THE SECOND!!
Aomine: *freaking out* WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?!!!
Midorima: O_O KYAAAHHH! SHIT NOT AGAIN!!! *hides behind Akashi*
Kagami: *Screams like a girl* GYAAAHHH!!!! THE HELL?!!!
Akashi: lets try again. that's an order.
Kise: OHMIGAD!!! ITS NEARING MIDORIMACCHI!!!
Aomine: OHMIGAD!!!! MIDORIMA!!!
and one hell of a huge "kyaaaa" from Midorima that may have shaken up the whole hotel... im very sorry if he destroyed any glassware or caused the icebergs to break apart.
Okay Level IV Try II~
This Time...
Kise: *gets pushed to Aomine* ow! Aominecchi!
Aomine: *looks behind him to see Kise's Fab face*
and 3, 2, 1! *kiss* Thank you Black Mist-san! See? Even The Black Mist Approves of Yaoi!
Kise: (Aominecchi and i kissed again?!)
Aomine: (DAMNED BLACK MIST!!!)
Kuroko: oh Yaoi. *gets in*
Murasakibara: Mine-chin and Kise-chin sitting on a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g~ *goes in the second door*
Akashi: i do not approve of Yaoi. *gets in the second door*
Kagami: those two were going out? *gets in the second door*
Midorima: i never thought they would like to show us their "love" *gets in the second door*
and once again the poltergist was sleeping:
Midorima: *cranks the music box perfectly*
Kise: *humming a lullaby*
while the others (Kuroko and Akashi) ducktaped Murasakibara, Aomine and Kagami's mouths. ^_^ poor them.~
and finally! after Aomine was knocked out the Poltergist fell asleep. peacefully. once they walked out..
Level V Try I
Kise: *creeeeaaaakkk* damn it!
Aomine: *creak* damned floorboards!
The Generarion of Miracles were stuck on the Floorboards and they were having trouble. Aomine strucked the most ridiculous pose you guys can think off. while Akashi stood firmly. and finally...
Kise: *trips fabulously and spreads his wings-er arms wide* Ow!
everything went slow motion when Kise's I Believe I can Fly fab pose along with his Fabulous model face hit the cold, rotting, dirty, floorboard with a fabulous Sparkle.
well lets say everyone wanted to strangle Kise to death.
~~ in the flowery place~~
Mirai: *Dead on the floor*
Me: she died on ROFLing too much. *takes out 900 volts and electrcoutes Mirai*
Mirai: *wakes up* Good Morning Sunshine!
Me: You fainted from ROFLing.
Mirai: but Kise falling down fabulously on the floor is too hard to take! 0□0
Me: hehehehe.. i got a few more plans.
~~~ and back~~~~
Okay Level V Try II
this time..
Aomine: *trips fabulously and does a triple axel before falling down* Ow!
Kise: Sugoii! Aominecchi did a triple axel!
Aomine: *body twisted in the triple axel angle unable to move* shut up you blonde a**hole!
~~ at the flowery place~~
Mirai: BUWAHAHAHA!!!! \(>□<)/
Me: *laughing* AHOMINE DID THE TRIPLE AXEL ON AIR!! I SWEAR THERE WAS A SPOTLIGHT!!!!
Mirai: DANG!!! THAT IS EPIC!!!
~~ back to them....
Two Tries down by the drain! oh well they say that the third time's the charm.
Level V Try III
and this time...
Midorima: *does a fabulous ballerina spin before tripping*
Aomine: Epic! spin Midorima!
Kise: Yeah! fantastic spin Midorimacchi!
Midorima: *anime vein* at least i never tripped doing the triple axel! nor spreading my arms out pretending i can fly!
Kise and Aomine: Says the guy who just did a ballerina spin while tripping.
Mirai: EPIC!!! BUWAHAHAHA!!!
Me: What the hell is he doing? Pas Deux? by himself?
Mirai: i think there was a spotlight.
Me: really?
Three Tries!
Level V Try IV
And then....
Kagami: *trips and does a very amazing backflip*
Kise: Woah! Epic Backflip Kagamicchi!
Kagami: don't call me that! ow... at least i never done that airplane pose, triple axle or ballerina spins!
Aomine: at least you did an embarassing backflip
Midorima: *straightens his glasses* i agree.
Me and Mirai: O□O now that is what we call "A Manly Trip"!
Four Tries Flushed Down the toilet!
Level V Try V
and..
Kise: *almost trips and does the airplane pose* I believe i can fly~ *lands gracefully*
Aomine: that looked so gay *almost trips and does the triple axel and lands like a gay figure skater*
Midorima: *almost trips and accidentaly does a ballerina spin*
Kise and Aomine: Midorima/Midorimacchi! That looked so gay!
Midorima: Shut up -///-
Kagami: *almost trips and does a frontflip* there.
Akashi and the others: *holding back their laughter* (that looked really really gay!)
Okay that's finished
Level VI Try I
Kise: *knocked out* Holly- *gets dragged*
Aomine: *gets dragged* WT- *knocked out*
Akashi: *knocked out and Dragged* w-
Murasakibara: *knocked out and gets dragged* My candy!
Kagami: *knocled out and gets dragged* what th-
Midorima: *knocked out and gets dragged* M-
Kuroko: *knocked out and gets dragged* ev-
Level VII Try I
As Everyone woke up by Kise's scream...
Aomine and Kagami: *wakes up* WHAT THE-
Akashi: *jolts up*
Midorima: *gets up*
Murasakibara: *wakes up* my candy!
Kuroko: *wakes up* ohayo minna.
Kise: guys...
as they saw the old man several girly screams echoed across the hotel.
Old Man: fingers.... apples... eyes..
Kise: wait what?!
Aomine: *looks at the wall and faints* i hate you logic
Akashi: (hmm... fingers... we have 5 fingers. the picture on the wall has one finger missing. so 4. the second apples.. the picture on the wall has a basket containing... 7
apples, and eyes... the walls has a pair of eyes. so.... the code in getting out is... 4,7,2)
Midorima: 472. the code to get out is 472.
then the door swung open as the other guys scurried out.
Kagami: @_@ i hate logic...
Aomine and Kise: @_@ is either...
Midorima: hmph its just common sense you idiots.
Trio: Whatever.
Level VIII Try I
Kise: pictures?
Aomine: maybe we need to find one.
Midorima: maybe..
and the idiotic but haunted search begins.
Kise: hey look! i found a picture of a dolphin on the moon!
Aomine: ahahaha! i found Mai-chan with a small bikini!
Midorima: *finds his picture* i found mine.
Kise and Aomine: *finds their pictures* oh ours too!
Kagami: i found a picture of the eiffel tower! oh here's my picture!
Kuroko: i found my picture ages ago.
Akashi: as well as mine.
Murasakibara: found my candy and my picture.
and what they saw made them scream in fright. especially Aomine, Midorima and Kise because they saw a picture of Sadako with Haneko Teke teke and kuchisake onna (refer to Haunted House Chapt.) all huddled together behind them in the daring time.
Kise: O_O stalkers
Aomine: or should we say.. creepers.
Midorima: *gulps* creepy stalkers.
Kise and Aomine: we agree. 0_0
Level VIIII Try I
Kise and Aomine: *hears the phone*
Midorima: i think its best not to answer.
Murasakibara: i agree as long as i have my candy.
Akashi: i agree with Midorima its best not to answer.
Kagami: tch.
Kuroko: *nods*
Booming Voice: Answer the damn call if you wanna live.
the 6 excluding Akashi jumped from fright and shock
and they jumped really high that their heads almost touched the ceiling
And in fright Kise Accidentaly answered the call:
Kise: hello?
Voice: follow my directions. from this hall go straight.
and as the 7 followed..
Voice: go right. then go left,
and as the 7 did as what they were told to do they were again were trapped in a double route.
Voice: right then go left.
and they did what they were told until... they finally reached the door:
Level X Try 0
outside there was a car waiting. inside the seven go kicking out the mystery passenger and off they went back home...
Hotel 626 Completed~
Extended:
Me: minna!~ okarinasai!
Aomine and Kagami: ANGEL!!!! WHY THE FCK DID YOU SHIP US 7 TO HOTEL 626?!!!!!
Me: gomene~ i just couldn't wait!
Kise: *dramatically runs to hug me* Angelcchi!! i missed y-oof!
Mirai: *casts Kise aside* oi you barbarians. don't you lay a damn finger on Tenshii!! *takes out the chainsaw*
Me: Mirai!! *snatches the chainsaw* Minna Meet Mirai~ Mirai meet minna! (WTF a completw 360 degree turn from the cheerful Mirai!)
Mirai: tch. Im Mirai.
Aomine: why the hell are you even here flatty?
Mirai: Ahomine Daiki. who just did a very surprising triple axel out there am i right?
Aomine: 0/////0 YOU BLONDE-
(sorry Mirai's blonde and my hair's Black but Mirai is not really blonde in real life her hair is also black)
Me: now now! Mirai-chan im going to get the cookies!
Mirai: fine.
and as i left to get the cookies i laughed silently when i gave Mirai Multiple videos of the G.O.M in the Haunted House and dares. when i came back with the cookies..
Kise: Angelcchi! we never knew you were into Otome Games!
Aomine: we never knew you were into that stuff!
Midorima: You were playing Otome Games?
Me: 0///////0 MIRAI!!!!!!
Mirai: 0_0 sorry!
and the day ended with Mirai chasing Kise with a chainsaw Yandere love crap. -_- while i played my Otome Games to my heart's content.
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So how did you guys like it?
hihi sorry for not updating faster! i got several writers block and i even frantically searched for inspirations!
I do not Own Kuroko no Basuke!
Special thanks to: iiambeeeeea, MidoShii, ms_yeolliepop, ynnabanana25 and my readers! =)
Angel
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