Heya! what'cha doin?

i present to you: Randomness 2: Daring Time.

As Requested By: @satsukise. (hell yeah. tnx for the wonderful dare)

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke~

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Me: *running wih scissors* come back here Kise before i launch my scissor along with my sharpened cutter!

Kise: haii!! *whimpering*

Me: lets go~ *pulls Kise*

Kise: (at the very least im holding hands with Angelcchi) *sparkling*

after a few minutes....

Midorima: YOU EVIL SPIRIT!

Me: i ain't a spirit! im human you spinach!

Midorima: I AM NOT A SPINACH!

Me: insult me and i give you a hell of a dare.

Midorima: *shudders*

Kise and Aomine: *praying* oh dear God in heaven... please let us survive.. please let us live longer... *radiant angelic aura*

Me: okay! you two are overreacting. its not like you're going to die.

Akashi: she's right. some dares won't kill anyone.

Kise: *mutters* just wait for the first dare. satsukisecchi requested a dare im scared of.

Akashi: Ryota-

Me: -are you

Akashi and Me: -Defying Us?

Kise: NO!

Akashi and Me: good.

Aomine: *still praying* im sorry for reading gravure. im sorry for calling Kise a fucker. im sorry for playing tricks on Satsuki. Im sorry if i kicked Angel's cookie cans-

Me: wait.. YOU KICKED MY COOKIE CANS?!!!

Kise: she snapped *cringes*

Me: *dark aura* Daiki. get ready for your dare *smirking evilly*

Aomine: *Praying harder* Good Lord... Help me survive..

And So... The (Hellish) Dares Begins...

Me: *smirks* age order guys.

Kise: Shit.

Me: Ki-chan! The dare is from satsukise! isn't that great?

Kise and Aomine: 0_0 Double shit with fuck on top. we're gonna die early.

Me: Okay! Ki-chan. satsukise-chan dare you to.... KISS AKASHI!!!~

Kise: 0_0 i forgot.

Me: okay Ki-chan KISS HIM NAO!!!

Akashi: one more move Ryota. you're dead.

Me: ah ah ah! ~ Akashi. its just a kiss on the cheek~

Akashi: .....fine...... but you'll be cooking me tofu soup.

Me: Fine then~ ^_^ Ryo-chan!~ guys take a picture of this!

Aomine: *gets a camera* here Angel-chan. j-just forgive me for accidentaly kicking your cookie cans..

Me: *beams at him* yay! its alright Daiki-chan! i forgive you~ *whispers plan* okay? You can go too Taro-chan

Midorima: fine...

Kise closed his eyes and neared Akashi's cheek

Aomine: *smirks* on the count of three..

Me: one.

nearer

Aomine: two.

more nearer.. inches... and!

Midorima:three..

Me: Sei-chan!!

since we were all facing Kise's back as he leaned on Akashi, Aomine with the camera. on the front of Akashi, grinning. and when Akashi heard his nickname he turned his head only to meet Kise's lips *insert kyaahh sound*

Akashi: 0o0 (im going to kill him)

Kise: 0-0 (im going to die by his hands)

Me: ♡□♡ *fangirling* kyaahhh! OMG!!! AKASHIXKISE!!

Murasakibara: Ki-chin's a gay. so is Aka-chin.

Kuroko: i think we should go out to give them some privacy

Aomine: *snaps shot* BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! AKAKISE!!

Midorima: *holding back his laughter*

the liplock lasted sadly.. after 3 seconds Akashi pushed Kise away but on the bright side... YAY FOR AKAKISE FANS!!!

Akashi: Ryota. i'll tell your captain to get your training menu quadrupled is that clear?

Kise: *jawdrops and splutters* ... ToT

Akashi: is that clear?

Kise: y-yes sir!

Akashi: *smirks* good.

Me: sorry... *peace sign on the back* next one... Tarou-chan!

Midorima: okay what is the stupid dare aku-onna?*

Me: you calling me an an aku-onna (Aku onna: evil woman)?! oh you done it now Spinach. I DARE YOU TO TAKE AWAY YOUR LUCKY ITEMS FOR TODAY!!!

Midorima: no.

Me: *acts all himedere* ARE YOU DEFYING THE QUEEN?! BOW DOWN TO ME AND MY BEAUTY PEASANTS!!

Midorima: *shudders* n-no.

Me: WELL THEN LOSE YOUR LUCKY ITEMS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!

Midorima: *drops his lucky items on the box*

Me: ah ah ah! peasant!~

Midorima *sighs and gives me the last lucky item*

Me: good job peasant! now.. off we go outside!~

Midorima: I'll die out there!!!

Me: oh no you're not! lets go~ *pulls him out*

and Midorima/Taro-chan and the rest of us went for a good walk that we'll never ever forget~

Midorima: *slips on a puddle and breaks his glasses*

Kise: Midorimacchi! daijobu? pfft... i...can't... hold back... anymore! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Aomine: *ROF'ling* BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Akashi: this is weird....

Kuroko: Midorima-kun. are you alright? *holding back his laughter*

Murasakibara: Mido-chin. is your stupidity acting up?

Akashi: i never thought Shintaro's that stupid..

Me: *quietly taking a video* *laughing like crazy!*

Midorima: *collides with a wall* im not stupid ow!

rest of G.O.M and Me: -_- You were saying?

Kise: Midorimacchi... I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *laughing like a maniac*

Aomine: 0_0 Kise's gone cray cray.. BUT HE'S RIGHT!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *also laughing like a maniac*

Me: O_O i think... the dares made them crazy.

Kuroko: *sipping milkshakes* i agree.

Akashi: or they let their stupidity control their head.

Murasakibara: or they're just hungry?

and for the rest of the day....

Midorima kept colliding with stuff. and almost got hit by a truck. slapped in the face for accidentaly touching a girl's butt. OoO. he kept colliding with walls and he lost his phone and he even met a cursing old crone! and he was tied on a rope, for another accidental grope. and while taking a bath. he lost his soap! his foot got stuck on a moat and his face crashed to a boat. his scarf flew away along with the sun's rays.

a dog chased him around, and he face-planted on the ground. we bought ice cream and he mistook it for a face-cream O0O... and finally..

he crashed on a river. soaking him wet. we went home after that episode. it was so funny. seeing Midorima crash here and there. we let him off 1 second and comes back with trouble... -_-"

(Imagine Midorima crashing on to something... then chased by a dog, and finally imagine him face planting to a river. it was pretty funny)

Me: okay Taro-chan that's it. im returning your lucky items *hands his lucky items feeling guilty* Im sorry ='( *tearing up*

Kise: *panics* 0o0 A-Angelcchi!! i-its okay!

Aomine: *panicking* i-its alright Angel-chan! i-its not your fault!

Midorima: *also panicking* i-its alright!

Me: *sniffling* t-thanks... *returns to normal* so... who's next? ah! Aomine-chan!

G.O.M: (How Bipolar)

Aomine: *le goes pale in realization* shit. i forgot im the next one..

Me: *reads the notebook with dares on it* ah.. yes here it is. satsukise dared... Aomine does the pocky game with Kise. ^_^~ good luck!

Aomine and Kise: wait wait WHAT?!! *slams hands on the table* POCKY GAME?!!! WITH WHO?!!!

Me: Double Jinx! hihihi!~ Lets Bring The Pocky~ chocolate or strawberry?

Aomine: chocolate.

Me: hai~! *gives a stick of pocky to Aomine*

Kise: *goes on the other side of Aomine and starts to mucnch the pocky*

Aomine: *sweat drops off the face as he munches on his side of pocky*

they got closer... closer... Kise munched the pocky faster than Aomine.. i was strangling Kuroko. and after a bit... i decided to take action.

Me: (4 inches.. 3.. 2.. Now!) *pushes Aomine's head to Kise's head.

*BOOM*

there was an explosion. NOT! JK! i made Aomine and Kise liplock (☆□☆) Yay for AoKise fans out there! the liplock lasted for 10 seconds.

Me: Hurrah!! ^_^

Midorima: *muffled laughter*

Kuroko: Aomine-kun Kise-kun i never thought you two were gay and you two were going out.

Kise and Aomine: HEY!! WE'RE DAMN STRAIGHT AND WE'RE NOT GOING OUT!!!/-SSU! *both wipes lips with their sleeves*

Kuroko and Me: but you two made it official.

Akashi: congratulations. now. your training menus will be quadrupled.

Me: isn't that great? i'll be also helping out!

Both of them: OoO *looks at each other* we're going to die within 5 days.

Akashi: you got that right.

Me: *clears throat* Mukkun!~ this dare is for you!~

Murasakibara: okay.

Me: No candy for 1 day.

he looked like its the end of the world. for him.

Murasakibara: /(0□0)/ NOO!!!

Me: gomene Mukkun!~ dare is a dare! don't worry! after this Himuro and I will be treating you to a sweets buffet.

Murasakibara: okay. *gives me all his sweets*

Me: sit on the chair.

Murasakibara: *does so*

Kise and Aomine: h-he's surprisingly obedient!

Kuroko: Angel-san is a himedere. what she says goes around when her mood was in a himedere.

Kise: Akashicchi is there with his scissors..

Aomine: And her with her himedereness. if those two joined forces...

Midorima: we'll all die. either of embarassment or harassment.

the trio gulps as they saw Murasakibara sitting fidgety without sweets.

3 hours Later...

Murasakibara: *starting to fidget and tear up* fhsojepeie

Kise Aomine and Midorima: -_-

Me: 21 hours left!~

Akashi: -_-

9 hours later...

Murasakibara: *anime tears* qyeajsasdfg

Kise: what is he blubbering about?

Aomine: dunno but looks painful..

Kise: yeah..

Akashi: idiots.

Me: 12 hours!

12 hours later...

Murasakibara: *rages* CANDY!!!

Kise: EEEEEKKKK!!! *hides below the coffee table*

Aomine: KYAHH!!!; *hides behind the sofa.*

Me and Akashi: *hiding beside Aomine*

Midorima: *hiding with us*

Kuroko; *hiding beneath the dining table.* Murasakibara-kun is gone cray cray and berserk.

Me: *approaches him* Mukkun?

Murasakibara: CANDY!!! TUT

Me: 24 hours is finished *gives Candy* here. then after the daring session we'll go to the sweets buffet.

Murasakibara: *sniffling and eating*

Me: OKAY!! FOR THE NEXT ONE!!! wow its fairly easy! okay Kuroko-chan!~

Kise: Kurokocchi!!! Run for your Life!!

Aomine: SRIVE TO SEE THE TOMORROW!!!

Midorima: Use her backdoor!

Murasakibara: whatever Kuro-chin

Me: say I Love You to satsukise.

Kuroko: *sipping vanilla milkshake* okay.

Kise: *jawdrops* Our dares were embarassing but that?! that's so easy-ssu! why did you give Kurokocchi an easy dare @satsukise?

Aomine: *jawdrops* man you just got to say I love you to her?! man Tetsu. you're damn lucky!

Murasakibara: hn whatever (A/N: AHHH!!! MUKKUN GOT THE UCHIHA VIRUS!!!)

Midorima: isn't that unfair?

Me: We all got our favourites Tarou-chan.

Midorima: fine...

Kuroko: *wearing a tuxedo.* Satsukise-chan. i love you will you please go out with me and marry me?

Aomine and Kise: *jawdrops* MARRAIGE?!!!

Me: *sparkling*

Kuroko: there im done.

Me: fabulous! for the last dare... Sei-chan! go inside the closet!

Akashi: whatever *goes inside*

Me: *smirks evilly as i locked the door from outside* turn on the light!

Akashi: *turns on the light* WHAT TH- ANGEL LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!! *bangs the door*

Kise: what did you fill the room?

Me: *smirking* disobedient dogs.

Aomine: ohhh,, Akashi has a phobia with those.

Me: and the dare was to have Akashi in the room with his phobia for a day. wonder what'll happen better fix my cutters! *runs*

4 hours later..

Akashi: LET ME OUT THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!

we didn't care. we are watching the video cameras in the closet. laughing our butt out

10 hours Later...

Akashi: whoever done this... i'll be going to get the garden shears. *glares*

Us: WE DON'T CARE!!! ♡

and the last 10 hours...

We let Akashi out. he was glaring so scarily at me.

and me being the evil little girl i framed Kise.

Me: KYAHHH!!! *scared* Kise wanted me to do it!!

Kise: why me?!!!

Me: DON'T LIE!! YOU SAID YOU'LL GIVE ME COOKIES IF I DID THAT!!

Kise: NO I DID NOT!!

Akashi: Kise. i'll triple your quadrupled menus.

Kise: I'll die in 3 days... TuT please tell my sisters i love them.

Aomine was laughing in the bathroom even when he's peeing, WTF?!

Aomine: *RoF'ling on the bathroom* GYAHAHAHAHA!!!

Midorima: *chuckling*

Murasakibara: i never thought Aka-chin can be so gay.

Akashi: are you saying something Atsushi? *snipping my garden shears*

Murasakibara: n-nothing...

Kuroko: Akashi-kun. i never thought you can scream that loud... and girly.

Akashi: you saying something Tetsuya?! *snipping garden shears*

Me: Where did you find my garden shears?

Akashi: under your bed locked with 7 locks.. the keys were in your room

Me; i knew it! i should have buried it in the garden!

Akashi: oh well its too late now.

Me: *pretends to check the watch* FLYING UNICORNS!! *points to a random direction*

and them being the idiots looked at the direction. i made a mad dashed for the door

Me: look at the time!! gotta go!~ *runs*

G.O.M: ANGEL!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!! *runs after me*

so i'll just end this here. before they kill me.

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.