Warning:..

Contains Morons.. and an idiot author.

*Also contains some mild spoilers for Tokyo Ghoul Season 2's ending..

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School....

Teacher: Class! Learn the rubiks cube!

Me:.. What...?! why?

Teacher:.. Because I said so and you didnt even give me a proper name! Bullcrap! Now get your asses our and learn that shit cube'

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Kuroko:..... *trying his hardest*..... *places down cube*... I give up.....

Me:.. *bleeding from complexity* I SUCK *gets jackhammer and jackhammers rubiks cube*

Midorima:.. *finishing third layer* Hmph. Noobs nanodayo.

Aomine:.. *puking blood in the bathroom* I dont.. feel so good *pukes blood*

Kise: *half dead on the floor from bloodloss*... .... Rub..eks.. cuwbe...

Murasakibara: *eating sweets, doesnt care about Rubiks cube*

Akashi: *finished three rubiks cube*

Me:...... AKASHI!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!! THE GOD OF RUBIKS CUBE!!

Akashi: *dabs* I am your senpai. bow down to me!

Murasakibara: *kneels down* Senpai give me sweets!

Midorima: He's not the only one who completed this child's play. Hmph.

Me: THAT'S CHILD'S PLAY?! THEN WHAT ARE WE? BABIES?! >.> OI. TSUNDECARROT. DONT GET FULL OF YOURSELF.

Midorima: Hmph. *adjusts glasses like the smartass he is*

Akashi: *crosses arms* Hogging the spotlight, Shintarou?

Me: Guys get the popcorn!

Midorima:... *snorts* More like, you're trying to hog it yourself. midget emperor.

Akashi:.. *crosses arms and raises eyebrow* Its because, the spotlight is made for me. I' am a magnet of popularity, And hotness.

Midorima: *snickers* They actually love me more than you.

Akashi: *smirks* Who won the character poll again?

Kise: Ohhh shit!

Kuroko:.. Burn Midorima-kun.

Me: OOOOH BURN!!!

Aomine: *hands popcorn to Tenshii * There.

Akashi and Midorima: *staring contest*

Me: *eating popcorn* Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight! *=^=*

Kise: Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight! *=^=*

Midorima: You wanna go, Napkin head?

Akashi: You're totally asking for it, Vegetable head.

*electricity sizzles*

Me: Oooh~ This is soo good!

Midorima: *brawling with Akashi*

Akashi: *brawling with Midorima*

Kise: Whooo!!

Aomine: Betting for Akashi!

Me: Soooo betting on our carrot!

Murasakibara: I bet on Mido-chin.

Kuroko: Betting on Akashi-kun until the end.

Me: Look at that uppercut!! Ahomine you owe me 10 bucks!!

Kuroko: Aomine-kun this bet is rigged.

*truck passes by*

Akashi: *eyes widen and pulls Midorima out of the way*

Midorima: *eyes widen*.. A..Akashi..?! Why did you do that..?!

Akashi: Shintarou.. No matter how much I abhor you, your stupid hair color, or your crap face.. You're my teammate...

Midorima:... A..Akashi...

Kuroko:.... AOMINE-KUN. THIS GAME'S RIGGED! I WANT REFUND!

Me: *holding money*.. Damn...

Murasakibara:.... Aka-chin wtf..

Aomine: Ugh!

Kise:. Seriously... What a waste!

Akashi and Midorima: *Hugs each other* Im sorry for being a jerk/asshole.

Me:.. Ugh just give me the popcorn..

Murasakibara: *shoots Midorima with a nerf gun* GIVE ME REFUND!!!!

Midorima: *lying on the ground*

Akashi:.. Shintarou, lets go home. *carries Midorima*

(Reference... *cries*)

Midorima:... Yeah... Akashi...

Kise: CHOOOTTO CHOTTO! Midorimacchi! You're not Hidecchi! and Akashicchi you're not Kanekicchi!!

Me:........ *starts crying*.... WHY.

And thus. we didnt give a crap about the rubiks cube anymore.

The end.