Yo! today's my beloved cousin's birthday hell I even went and bought ice cream with my own money.

haha. btw. I bought a basketball O0O but my family wanted to object XD thank heaven's I found a reason to buy. =)

oh and btw, my true life picture is now my profile pic. =_= I wear glasses. im nearsighted ^^

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Me: *eating ice cream* mm.. I love you ice cream!!! *pink cheeks* hell its time for daring time with Mirai and ElizabethTapales or Eli-nee!!

Kise and Aomine: *pale* shit! this is bad!!

Mirai and Eli: *smirks deviously* hehehehe...

Me: *evil demoness smile while eating ice cream* hihihi..

WARNING GRAPHICAL IMAGE!

GOM's Eyes:

Underworld, me holding a rapier a whip sitting on a throne, my eyes gleaming red with a creepy sadist demon smile. while Eli and Mirai holding two whips with the same eyes along with dark auras.

what can I do? I ate ice cream and when I eat Ice cream im the Queen of Sadists. and Princess of Himedereness.

Eli: first... Kagami and Aomine... I dare you to kiss in front of us!! hehehehehe...

Kagami: *table flips* OI!! WATCH WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY YOU DAMNED WOMAN!

Mirai: *holding chainsaw* you sayin' something Kitty kat? *snaps fingers and dogs appear*

Kagami: *whimpers*

Me: YOU DARE TO DISOBEY THE QUEEN OF HIMEDERES BITCH?!

Aomine: hell me and that bastard will do that after you play one on one with me! and as if you know bask-

Me: *holding my basketball* hell yeah lets go you moron. I already beat you once.

Aomine: keep dreaming b-cup!

Me: *fuming* you've fcking done it now...

..and meanwhile back at them since Bakamine and I are at the basketball court..

Mirai: oi you, Akashi! you'll pay for giving Angel nightmares!

Eli: she never mentioned that!

Mirai: because she does not want to remember! I heard Akashi's doing weird creepy stuff! Like dancing PONPONPON and The Worm!

Midorima Mukkun and Kuroko: *hiding behind the sofa*

Akashi: *dark aura* you saying something you two?! *snip snip*

and Aomine and I come in drenched in sweat from playing basketball.

Me: hell yeah! now Aomine just, do the pocky game with Kagami!

All excluding Mirai and Eli: SHE BEAT HIM?!!!!!

Me: hell yeah! now DO IT OR I'LL FCKING BURN YOUR MAGAZINES!!!

Aomine: *munches pocky*

Kagami: *gulps as munching pocky*

then... as usual the evil mastermind me of course jammed Aomine's head to Kagami and Kagami's head to Aomine. ships anyone? ^^

Aomine: 0o0

*kissu*

Kagami: 0o0

and when they both pulled away, again being the evil little liar am I. I framed Kise again! ^^

Me: it was Kise!

Kise: wait wha- *gets beaten by Aomine and Kagami*

both: *in the zone* Kise. you're dead.

Me: JINXES!!!

Akashi: as expected. good for you Angel.

Me: hehehe.. oh yeah. where's Midorima? *smiles innocently*

in GOM's eyes:

Where's Midorima?

Interpretation: You're next biatch.

and..

Me: I dare you to... wear a carrot costume and dance PONPONPON in front of us!~

Midorima: *Table flips* no.

Me: oh well.. you wanna do dis da hard way?! SHIORI!!!

hell yeah she came in with a  smile. oh yeah.. lets just say that Shiori is Midorima's little sister.

Shiori: onii-chan~ *voice turns demonic* DO THE FUCKING DARE YOU ASSHOLE!!

Everyone: \(O0O)/

Midorima: no.

Shiroi: then I'll show Gel-nee your diary.

Midorima: I don't have a- NANDATOU SHIORI?!!! ANATA WA NO BAKA DESU KA?!!! HORA GIVE THAT BACK!!!

Shiori: yada. *gives Eli the diary*

Eli: *takes the diary and throws it to Mirai* hey catch!

Mirai: *catches* Ten-chan catch!

Me: *catches* hell yeah!

Kise: c-cool teamwork! *_*

Mukkun: that's fast!

Akashi: *nods* their teamwork is superb. (yet I don't understand... what nightmares?)

Me: July 25th xxxx I met the bastard or Akashi at the mall when i was buying my lucky item. is that bastard stalking me or something?

Akashi: *eyes flare* Shintaro... Die...

er did I say that we modified a bit of Shin-chan's diary? hahahaha!! oh well...

Me: June 5th xxxx Oh my birthday! I met the bastard again along with his friends. what is he? Bastard and bastards? TROLOL!!!

Shiorii: *high fives with us*

Akashi: *eviller death glare*

Eli: he calls Akashi Bastard?!

Mirai: WTF?!! DOES HE HAVE A DEATHWISH?!!!

Midorima: O_O OKAY OKAY JUST STOP!!! I'LL DO IT! *puts on a giant carrot costume*

Me: *Laughs* BUWAHAHAHA!!!!!! TEAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh.. what is this? *picks up a paper* its... my schedule?!

(I did not edit this paper..) and wait... June 16 xxxx .. She's a Loli. Angel and Mirai are Lolicon Lolis who are clumsy.. Angel is a stupid Himedere Loli and a sweets freak. and Akashi is a mini shota scissor freak bastard... the same as Angel.

Midorima: O_O crap?

Akashi and Me: *eyes flaring* Shintarou.. Midorima....

Mirai: *hands us the chainsaws* lets save him for later...

the three of us: You're going to die...

Mukkun and Kuroko: Poor Kise-kun/chin poor Midorima-san/Mido-chin.

Me: *videoing Midorima* buwahaha!!! Akashi: *smirking* congratulations Angel.

Mirai: good for you Angel!~

and we'll be right back with more hyperness and dares~

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.

and Happy Birthday to My Cousin