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Me: *serious* so Tetsuya and Seijuro are on the lookout. Shintarou, and Atsushi on the cake. Satsuki and some random fangirls. here's the list of Ki-chan's presents. and Daiki

Aomine: *in the background runnning upside down* h-hai?!

Me: do me a favour and follow the fcking girls you ba*tard!

Aomine: *gulps and does so*

Me: and Taiga...

Kagami: *shaking* w-what?

Me: follow the girls and Daiki make sure They buy every last item on the list got it?

Kagami: *does so*

and so... I got out wearing the most hated crap I would wear.

a fcking shtty frilly skirt.

and lilac heels. (specifically given by Satsuki)

Bloody fcking hell.

Me: This sht..

GOM: *gulps* -/////-

Me: I'll make sure to burn this and make Satsuki... *thinks evilly* hehehe....

GOM's Eyes:

Me: Hehehehe... *evil demonic eyes*

We pray for your souls. Aomine Daiki Satsuki Momoi to rest in peace.

back to me:

Me: That pink haired little sneak! she told me to wear a skirt for once on Ki-chan's birthday! bloody fcking hell it wad a trap!

And to our birthday blonde:

Kise: TT^TT N-no one remembered my birthday! they'r so mean!

??: you speak like a gay y'know that?

Kise: Aominecchi! TT^TT

??: tch. im sure that, that black-haired b*tch remembers.

(Me: oh Daiki... you are dead)

Kise: r-really?!

Aomine: y-yeah! s-so stop being a gay! s-she might think you were already confirmed!

(Me: oh yes. im rather thinking of it loud and clear)

Kise: HIDOI!!!

(Me: OHMIGOD THE SHIPS FCK! THE SHIIIPPPS!!!!!)

Momoi: *hiding behind the wall with Kagami videoing them* hehehehe.. Dai-chan *eyes glint*

Me: *starts taking pictures* best birthday prank I've done...

And when the blonde went home its like there was a hostage crisis Akashi the bad guy. BUWAHAHAHA!!!

Me: to your positions! Seijuro the blade!

and so.. I played as the hostage Akashi the hostage taker (Do I have a choice?) and Kuroko holding his shotgun well.. when did Kuroko get the Akashi vi- *dodges guitar* WTF?! where did that guitar came from? I meant Akashi virus.

Me: *acts all scared* K-Ki-chan!! TTUTT

Kise: O0O ANGELCCHI!

Akashi: Ryouta don't move. or I'll slice her pretty throat!

Me: *mutters* when did my throat get that pretty?

Kise: *gulps* (Akashicchi taking Angelcchi hostage?! why?!!!! TTUTT)

Akashi: and do everything I say.

Me: *tries not to laugh* NO! DO N- OW YOU BA*TARD!

Akashi: *pinching my cheek* Shut. up (revenge for punching me)

Me: (THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT I SWEAR... I WILL MAKE UR LIFE HELL!)

Kise: what?!

Akashi: strip.

Me: *coughing to cover up laugh* (s-strip?! good job you bastar*!)

Kise: o-ok... *proceeds to strip*

Akashi: while doing that dance. Careless Whisper isn't it?

Me: (careless whisper meant sexy dance pfft!)

Me: *whispers* o-oi. v-video it!

Akashi: I know.

and as Kise proceeded to strip.. (That's my gift for you readers!)

first his top his fangirls were already dead from nosebleeds Satsuki was extremely laughing quietly. the guys hiding were all chuckling.

Akashi: *videoing* very good.

Me: Pfft...

Kise: *sings* I don't wanna dance again guilty feeling~

Me: *turns around to laugh quietly* *cough cough* Buwahahah!!!!!

Kise: *feeling the moment*

Akashi: *continues*

Me: AND CUT! *takes the phone and ends the video* Seijuro. the pinch is not part of the script.

Kise: w-what script?!

Me: go in. *pushes Kise in the house*

Kise: o-oi Angelcch-

Minna: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KI-CHAN/KISE/KISE-KUN/KISE-CHIN

Me: Tanjoubi omedetto Ki-chan *throws a set of clothes to him*

Kise: *dresses up* y-you did bot forget?!

Me: tsk. ask the blue haired basta*d Ryouta.

Kise: is that true Aomine- AOMINECCHI?!!!!

Me: O0O DAIKI?!!!!

Minna: NANDATOU?!!!!!

yeah the great Aomine Daiki was dressed as a.... bride... and... Akashi holding a whip and camera.

Me: OHMIGHAD Seijuro Hora srnd me that!

Akashi: I'll make sure. plus... I took a picture of you in that skirt.

Me: SHT!! YOU LITTLE BASTA*D!!!! BAKA BAKA BAKA!!! >//////>

Me: *lightbulb flash* Tetsuya. come here.

Kuroko: *comes* what?

Me: gomene. *kisses him on the cheek and pushes him to Akashi* YAOI!!!

and Kuroko tumbles , from the fallen Aomine ans crashes to Akashi.

Me: *nosebleeds* KYAAAAAHHHH!!!! >□< AKAKURO!!!!! *faints*

and both stands up. but instead of frowning...

Both: *smirking* Payback time!

~Omake~

Me: *wakes up in a room coloured red* WTF?!!!! WHO REPAINTED MY ROOM?! IT SHOULD BE WHITE!! SKIRTS OH MAI GAHD!!!! *looks inside the closet and sees skirts and dresses* SHITTT!!! SEIJUURO TETSUYA!!!! >□<

Kuroko: *pats my head* payback.

Akashi: *pinches my face* payback.

Me: AWHHHHH!!!!!!!! OWWWWWHHH!!!!! WAIT! how many views did the videoes get?

Kuroko: ohh...  here:

Aomine Bridal slave Video: 70k views.

Angel Fangirling video: 800k views

Kise stripping x birthday special:
10 million k

Me: you Videoed my fangirling?

Both: payback.

Me: *secretly takes out the tractor keys and my chainsaw with a pole* payback time!~

Both: sht. we both forgot the keys! *runs*

Me: *In a scary voice* 1 2 Angel's coming for you 3 , 4 lock your doors 5 , 6 grab your cupcakes and crucifix 7 , 8: stay awake 9 , 10 never sleep again! *opens the door and sees the two hiding* Found you~

Lets just say that the two spent thwir weeks in the hospital again with the Killer Cooks Momoi and Riko~

I do not own Kuroko No Basuke