Me: Hello Humans!! *smashes door with chainsaw* How's it going?! Did y'all miss me? Its been like a year? months?

Reader:... ITS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THE LAST UPDATE. * S C R E E C H * WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!!

Akashi:.. Tch. And here I was, arranging your funeral.

Me: Bad Weeds Dont Die Easily, little scissorman.

Akashi:.. .... *raises hand* Hello, Can somebody kill her?

Me: Although I'd LOVE to say that, a fking ice cream truck would be enough to kill me. o w o, especially if it was driven by Haizaki Shogo. It'll smash me to Tartarus.

Kise:.. (|||   n   ).. H.. Haizaki's that angry at you-ssu~?

Me: O w O Close enough.

Kuroko; *holding shotgun*... Here is what happened that night:

~~ flashback~~

Me: O w O *holding plane tickets to the bahamas* Ha. Ha. Ha. Now to stage 2 of  my evil plan to turn the rainbow heads into proper yaoi loving subordinates!!

Haizaki: *driving ice cream truck*... Its her......

*inside Haizaki's mind*~

Devil!Haizaki: DO IT. JUST. DO IT. DONT LET DREAMS, BE DREAMS. JUST DO IT.

Angel!Haizaki:......

Devil!Haizaki: What now?

Angel!Haizaki:.. ..... I'll turn a blind eye on this one— KILL HER HAIZAKI! MAKE IT A GREAT DAY FOR YOU AND ME.

*in reality*

Me: *sees approaching ice cream truck*.. O A O OH FU-

*This scene was considered too gory to be included in this family friendly scenario book*

Me: And I landed in the hospital. O w O In a coma! Now, I didnt go to the light. I just saw Great Great Grandmother Sadist waving at me to get ice cream at the nearby shop.

Kuroko;... ..Are there milkshakes in there?

Me: Nope.

Kuroko:... Then *bleep* that old lady.

Aomine:.. (|||    n  ).. What the actual f just happened.

Me: Haizaki happened, now get your asses up Half M&M- Half Human hybrids! O w O. We're going to serve some justice.

~Timeskip brought to you by: Akashi Pennywise.~~

Midorima: *shopping for a lucky item*....

Akashi: *pulls over the car beside Midorima*... Shintaro.

Midorima: *sees Akashi*.. Akashi. Did you hit your head on your door again. You're driving a pink cadillac.

Akashi: Even worse. Tenshii's alive. Now, Get in loser. We're going shopping.

Midorima: *gets in and scoffs* You still havent returned my pink shirt.

Me:.. YOU of ALL people have a pink shirt? I expected Aomine or Kise to have one.

Aomine: Shut up!! I DONT OWN A PINK SHIRT.

Kise: Aominecchi-ssu! you were cussing yesterdae when the laundry came and your hot pink shirt turned into a baby pink shade!

Aomine: *pushes Kise out of the car* WHATEVER YOU KNOW WONT SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN.

Midorima: tch. a lucky item. It came in 50 different shades. *looks at audience*.. 50 Shades of Pink. Now showing on Sadist Cinema. Buy your tickets now. Nanodayo.

Akashi: *stares at Tenshii* Tch. We wear pink on Wednesdays. Is there a problem?

Me:.. Regina George Akashi is back in the game, folks. U w U What's next? Seijuro Scissorhands?

Akashi; If I wasnt driving I would have given you a nice. Haircut, and another trip to the hospital

Me: ( O w O ) No thank you! I like my hair right now, and we missed our flight  to Bahamas once, dont want it to happen twice~

Midorima: *pushes glasses* Now where are we going.?

Akashi: To get some ice cream, and to spill some Shogo blood. Any remarks?

Midorima: *sitting cross legged*.... Can we go to Mcdonalds.

Me: Y E S!! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!!!!

Aomine:... I'd been wanting some of that hot fudge sundae.

Kise: Aominecchi. just go on top of a white bed. It looks like some hot fudge chocolate on a sundae!

Aomine:... *hairflips* I'll take that as a compliment. I'm fudging hot. *winks*

Me: .....*opens window* *vomitting* Bleeeeeeeeeerrghbh

Kuroko: *sipping milkshake*... *earphones jammed in his ears, listening to Milkshake*.. My milkshake brings all da bois to the yard... *head banging*

Me:... SwaggaTetsuya's grown up now. ; v ;

Akashi:...... *rubbing temple*.. We'll be back in some moments.. *looking at Kise and Tenshii puking outside*...

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O v O Here. Have an update. I've been on a hiatus on like so much months... Oof. School bit me on my butt. also gaming and anime.. and my immortal writer's block and my other immortal: My procrastination.

Toodles~~ for nao.