Me: ...How.. Much Longerr?!!!

Akashi: Just a little more okay? Angel?

Me: Meh..

Aomine: Why did we even have to WALK?! than to Use your damn limousine Akashi?!!

Me: I agreeee!!!!

Akashi: Of all of you, Angel is the only one faring well. *points to the others panting* and don't act that you're not alright Angel.

Kuroko: My milkshakes...

Me: My cellphone... *drools*

Aomine: Mai... Horikita Mai!!

Me:....There are magazines of Horikita Mai at the grocery. And where is Green Orange?

Midorima: tch. Stop with that horrible nickname.

Me: Whatever, i saw your drawer having women's underwear. =_=

Midorima: What the-

Akashi: I always knew you swung that way Shintaro. *le shades*

Kise: ...I thought it was Murasakibaracchi who swung that way?!

Murasakibara: I thought it was only Aka-chin who swung that way.

Akashi: =_= I thought it was Shintarou who swung that way.

Me: Oh WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!!

Midorima: whatever.

Me: and we'll have a commercial break.

_ Commercial_

Akashi: Kise, what do you like to drink for breakfast?

Kise: I want Mommy's Milk!!

Aomine: Mommy's milk, the original milk taken from the oppais of cows since 1999, Drink your Mommy's milk now!

_

Midorima: I have long drank Mommy's milk since i was a boy. Now, I'm big and strong! *does a Johnny Bravo Pose*

Kuroko: ever since i started drinking Mommy's milk I have developed my abs and guns. *le does a Bruce lee Pose*

Me: Mommy's Milk!!

Generation of Miracles: We Love Mommy's Milk!!

_Commercial End_

Aomine:... Why did we even shoot that embarassing video?

Me: ....Mommy's Milk?! O.O i don't remember that shit!

Akashi: Ever since we shot that commercial, I've been making millions *shades*

Me:....I think we shot that when we were drunk...

Midorima: Agreed.

Us: *sees a Mommy's Milk Poster*

Me:.... Nothing..

Then, we shopped for grocery but Aomine and Kise can't stop putting eggs at their **** like it's their ****

Trust me. Don't ever do that at a grocery.

Let's just say Akashi broke their eggs..

Next is the milk. And some kid just kept yelling Mommy's Milk.

Then Bacon.

Me: Aomine!! Your family is here! *gives him a pack of bacon*

Akashi: It's toasted, giving people cholesterol and high blood pressure. *throws at the back* definitely Daiki. We're going for vegetables.

__After Grocery Shopping__

*walking again*

Me: *tries to take out my phone and fails miserably and it hits the cement*

Everyone: Idiot.

Me: *shakily picks it up* Oh god no..

It has a lovely crack..

Me: *tearing up* No no no no no no!!!! MY HUSBAND!!! HELP ME!!! MY HUSBAND DIED!!!!! *le cries* Honey hang in there!!

Akashi: Call the amulance!!

*le house*

Me: ....THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF WE TOOK THE CAR!

Murasakibara: *gives me candy* i know. My pocky fell in the gutter..

Aomine: Calm yo non exsistent tits woman

Me: *Le Punches Aomine* SHUTTAP D***LESS! I'M A DAMN 12-YEAR OLD HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OPPAIS?! I'LL CUT OF YOUR TONGUE AND STICK IT UP YOUR A$$!!

Aomine: woah chill man.

Me: How can i suppose to chill when my Smartphone has a crack?! I'll crack your cranium!!

Aomine: Meep...

Akashi: Calm down!! This is an order!

Kuroko: Would you like some fries with that?

Me: Yes please.

Midorima: Your phone only got a huge crack. Im sorry but it's irreversible.

Me: *phew leaves room* thank you doctor

Little do they know i got their phones.

Kise: wait.. where's my phone?!

Aomine: Mine too!

Kuroko: Also mine.

Murasakibara: My phone!

Me: *at the pool throwing Akashi's phone to the water* muwahahaha!!!

Akashi: No!! My phone's 3 carat rubies!!

Me: *runs away* Soo.. anyone got their phones back?

All: ANGEL!!!/CCHI/-SAN/CHIBI/NON EXISTENT TITS/-CHIN/IDIOT!

Me: *pushes them all to the pool* Yeh Biatches I win! Muwahahahaha!!!! *throws sticks and stones at them* Die die die die die die!!!

So i'll end it here when i'm having a spazz attack.