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Warning: This contains Savagery. Stupidity. and some of Aomine's dirty mind. - w - Read at chur own risk.

Sooo... It went on like this...

Me: Nyahahahahaha~ *takes out a stack of censored doujins* Now that everyone has a game today.. I am free to UNLEASH. MY. YAOI!!

and so on therefore~.....

3 hours later...

Me: *at the 70th doujin*....

Akashi:... Tenshii, we're hom- *sees Yaoi*.... Creation of demons....

Kuroko:....... *peeks*... ... is that one of those cult things....?

Kise:.. Tenshiicchi..... QnQ... I lost all respect for you!!

Me: Bleh. Quit being babies. And just read it!

Kuroko:.. Angel-san... Please refrain from being a pervert...

Me: *gets burned*...... Kuroko has burned my fabulous self!!!!!!! QAQ

Kuroko: *wears shades* *Gucci Gang playing in the background*

What can we say?.. #SwagKuroko.

Akashi:... *quietly burning doujins in the fireplace*......

Me: AKASHIIIII!!!! O A O YOUUUU YOUUU MONSTER!!!! QAQ *starts crying*

Akashi: ..(||| n ).....

Kise:.. Akashicchi made a girl cry.. now that is terrible...

Kuroko:.. Akashi-kun. How mean.

Aomine: *suddenly appears like a ninja* Tsk tsk. Akashi. That wasn't nice.

Midorima:.. Like you're the one to talk, Aomine. *fixes glasses* You make girls cry.

Aomine: cry in the bed—

*flying chainsaw "gently" lodges itself on wall next to Aomine*

Aomine: (||| n )..

"Please keep this show PG-15. Thank you very much."

Midorima:.. W.. what exactly was that..?! And where's Murasakibara?!

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Murasakibara: *in sweets Land with Himuro*

Himuro: .....A.. atleast she spared Atsushi from reading those.... peculiar novels... of hers.

Murasakibara: *looks like a sparkling little kid in heaven*... Chu say something' Muro-chin?

Himuro: Nothing, Atsushi! ^^ Just keep eating!

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Akashi:... H.. how about my credit card?

Kise: Akashicchi buying a lady's heart! How distasteful!

Midorima: You stooped this low, Akashi?

Akashi: I.. I dont know how to handle these things!!

Kuroko: I guess the "Emperor" Akashi is just so-so.

Aomine: OHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! SAVAGE.

lady voice from Mobile Legends: SAVAGE.

Kuroko: *Gucci gang playing in the background*

Akashi:.. (# )...

Me: *sniffles* I can forgive you. but..

Akashi: But what? *le dramatic spotlight shows up*

Me: *hair swishing*... Read Yaoi with everyone.

Kuroko: and this is the time Akashi-kun realized.

Aomine:.. He fcked up...

Akashi:...... ..... Fine. Lets get this over with. *inhales*

Kuroko: *clapping* Akashi-kun is a real man.

Akashi:.. She said "with everyone".

Kuroko:..... *vanishes in the shadows*..

*flying chainsaw stops Kuroko*

Kuroko: *le dramatic spotlight* No.... Nooooooo!!

Kise: Kurokocchi. There's no escape. *plops down on sofa*.. I.. Is this what those hopeless heroines in Yandere fanfictions feel?...

Midorima:... I think it is...

Aomine:.. Why on earth do you two know that?...

Me: *brightening up* Well, ain't this a good thing for lil' ol' me? *winks at audience* Do you guys get the reference?

(The Me right now: Gravity falls.....)

Aomine: JUST END OUR SUFFERING ALREADY.

Me: *smiles with eyebags*... *holding fork*... *smashing pudding with fork*..... Suffering....

Aomine:.. GODDAMMIT.

Me: *coughs* Enough with my referencing. *sets down Aokise* *AkaMido* *Akakuro* These are my favorite shippings!

Kise:....... *gulps*.....

Akashi: I will face it like a man.. It is my ninja way!

Aomine: CAN EVERYONE STOP WITH THE REFERENCING.

Midorima:. Is this the running gag of our show?

Me: Shh. Taro-milk tea. You're breaking the fourth wall.

Midorima: Oh shit— No shit sherlock!!

Me: You sit down, young man! And read your doujins!

Akashi:.. *is already reading*... U.. Ugh... I.. uh.. I have these tastes?...

Me:.. A doujin a day. Keeps Haizaki away.

Kise: really?! *starts reading* ehh?!! Why am I the bottom?! I'm manly too!!

Aomine:.. *reading*.. What the fck?!.. Kagami?!! No!!!

Me: Oh speaking of which. He is pretty late.... Oh there he is!

Kise: Kagamicchi. Noooo!! Why did you come?!!

Aomine: (///A////).. WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT. OI KISE. WHAT WAS THAT?!

Kise: Aominecchi has a dirty mind!!

Me:.. Aomine doooeeees have a dirty mind..

Kagami: *frowning* I dont know what this is but No. NO. NO. Im. Not. Reading. This.

Me: Just. Do it. Just. Do it.

Akashi:. DONT LET NIGHTMARES BE NOT NIGHTMARES. DONT DO IT. *is in an Akakuro doujin*

Me:.. I can battle you in one on one.

Kagami:.. You're on. *starts reading* What is this? I like elegant girls.. Aomine is NOT a girl. nor is he ELEGANT.

Aomine:... *nostrils flaring*... W.. WHAT IS THIS. THREESOME?!

Kagami:... WHAT?! *reading with Aomine*.. KUROKO?!!!

Kuroko:... *waving white flag*.. ... I give up...

Me: 120 doujins has sacrificed their lives for this. MAKE IT COUNT!!!

Akashi:.. Why do I have a taste for... being forceful?... or.. why do I seem to force Tetsuya into doing "things"..? A.. am I really into these? o A o...

Aomine:..... *mindblown*.. This exists?!

Kagami:.. I demand to know why people do this!

Me: *grating knife on wall* Beeecaaaauuuseeee they looooveee you~~....

Kagami: (||| )... S.. send help.. I.. Is this why Tatsuya told me not to come here earlier?

Aomine: (////A////) *nostrils flaring* WHAT DID YOU SAY KAGAMI?!! NOT TO WHAT?!!!

Kagami: WHAT THE HELL?!!

Akashi:... Aomine. You and your dirty mind...

Midorima:... *seems to have aged 100 years*...... Me.. and Takao....... *takes out paperbag*... *vomits*...... C.. Cancers do have terrible luck today........ *reading AkaMido*.... Why.. Why.. Why am I bottom..?...... What is this?!!

Me:... Everyone seems to have learned something new today!

Kagami: THE ONLY THING I LEARNED HERE IS TO LISTEN TO TATSUYA.

Aomine:... (/////A/////).. GOD. KAGAMI!!! YOU BENT?!

Kagami: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS YOU PERVERT.

Kise: Uwaaah!! O///A///O *reading* KUROKOCCHI IS TOPPING.

Me:.. Well some did seem to enjoy it... pfft..

Akashi:.. *in the corner*... *mindblown*.

Haizaki: I FINALLY FOUND YOU. *tearing off unicorn from gate*...

Me: Shit!! Turn the cameras off!!!

Wah!!

Hori Shit!! HAIZAKIIII

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