Konbanwa! no need to fear! Sadist-chan's here!

as requested by: RedCherryBlossom_04

the GOM cosplaying Disney Princesses

Aomine: CURSE YOU!!!!

Kuroko: we hope a meteor falls at your backyard.

Midorima: Oha-asa says- *muffled by Kise*

Akashi: *snip snip* im coming at your house at 3 am. *snip snip*

Kise; im fabulous!

Mukkun: just give me candy I'll forgive you

Kagami: I can't go out normally now.

Me: *snaps* SHUT THE FCK UP AND JUST FCKING DRESS UP!!! GOOD FCKING GRACIOUS!!! STOP CURSING AND COMPLAINING AT HER!!! *Throws a table and knives at them* ROT IN HELL YOU 7!!!!

The Seven: *obeys* gomene..

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and here are the candidates for

Miss Gay GOM 2014.

Me: *in a tuxedo* lets welcome our candidates for Miss Gay GOM 2014! our first candidate, striving for love and willing to lose her er- his tail ow that's painful! lets welcome... Kagamermaid!!!

Kagami shows up with the little mermaid costume.

Kagami: *sings Ariel's I wanna be* I wanna be where the people are~

Hyuuga: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SEIRIN KAGAMI!!!

Riko: TRAINING MENU QUADRUPLED!!

Kagami: *bad finger* I don't give a shit!

Me: *pfft* n-next candidate is our most popular fab queen who wants to fit in that she even threw her golden emerald-studded crown oh kami that must be expensive! lets welcome, QUEEN KISELSA!!!!!

Fangirls: KYAAA!! WE LOVE YOU KISE!!!

Fanboys: WE LOVE YOU ELSAA!!!

Kasamatsu: YOUR MENU WILL BE TRIPLED!!

Kise flies down singing let it go, in Elsa's blue outfit, and walks like he'd really gay.

Kise: *sings let it go* let it go!~

Me: QUIT YOUR SINGING MY MEGANES ARE CRACKING!! *fixes glasses* *ehem* next is, our beloved green head, leaf dressed tsundere frog Princess, MIDOKERO!!!!

Kise: hidoi!!~

Kero means frog in japanese

Me: *Laughing quietly* pfft.. MIDOKERO!! *Makes frog noises* Kero Kero!

Shutoku team: *spits out water* HUWAT?!

Miyaji: *throws pineapples* SHIN-CHAN YOU TRAITOR!!!

Otsubo: TRAINING MENU TRIPLED!!!

Midorima comes out dancing while playing a golden ball. please.. imagine it. its hilarious!!

Midorima: *strolls down with a golden ball dancing in a sing song voice* Oha-asa says Gemini will be severely punished today and Cancer will be tortured lucky item is a golden ball~.

Takao: WE LOVE YOU SHIN-CHAN!!!

Miyaji: *throws pinapples*

Me: I SHALL DEFY FATE! up next is the beautiful dashing graceful sweet monotone HOT Bishie Kurokoella WTF WITH THESE NAMES BRAIN?!

Brain: shut up

Kuroko: *as Cinderella* is this.. alright Angel-chan?

Me: *eating cookies and sees Kuroko chokes on cookies* y-yeah! *snaps a photo* Kawaii! *nosebleeds*

Akashi: -_- tsk. serves- *choked by cookies*

Me: ^_^ Good Princesses should keep their mouths shut at all times.~

Other GOM: S-sadist...

Me: up next is our.. hmm.. there seems to be technical problems... Minna lets welcome our little innocent, happy-go-lucky love-lifing long haired girl! ANNAOMINE BUWAHAHAHA!!!!

Wakamatsu: *waves a flag banner with ANNAOMINE*

Imayoshi: *wearing I ♡ Annaomine shirt* ara ara seems like its starting!

Aomine accidentaly strolls to the stage naked. yeah you read right NAKED

Aomine: Where's the damn dress?!

Me: *whistles and wears shades* oh.. I think I just bled my eyes out.

Wakamatsu: *Jawdrops* QUADRUPLE MENU!!!!!

Imayoshi: disturbing + blinding.

Akashi and Kuroko: *holding Anna cosplay with thumbs up* done.

Me: *sees them and grins while placing a thumbs up* that's what you get for messing with my cookie cans.

Aomine: *hurries backstage* OI KUROKO TEME!!!

Me: *clears throat* ehem oh my.. seems like they caught an intruder backstage... haha *grins sadistically* hehe...

??: Oi! what the fck are you doing?!

Me: and everyone lets welcome again Annaomine!!

Wakamatsu and Imayoshi: Menu is quadrupled.

Aomine: *sings* for the first time in forever~

Me: *vomits at the bathroom* gwark!

yep minna vomited at the stands,

Me: *wipes mouth* now that's finished we're on to our secondary ćremé of the crop the Master and the Runt, The Princess er- Empress and the Servant. the Daughter of Evil and the Servant of evil. Ayamekashi and Bakemukkun.

Akashi: *strolling in a belle dress reading a book and posing with rose* Ohayo~ ♡ ^_* *poses with a rose*

Fangirls: KYAAAAA!!! AKASHI-SAMA!!! MUKKUN-CHANN!

Reo: aww! Sei-chan so cute!!! kyaaa!

Himuro: ahh. Atsushi at Berserk mode

Me: *covers face* -/////- u-uh.. NO C-COMMENT!

Mukkun: *unfed with sweers for 24 hours* ROAR!!!

Me: *throws a cheescake and Mukkun catches it like a dog catching a frisbee*

Mukkun and Akashi: *holds hands and fujoshi's scream*

Me: *fujoshi scream* KYAAAA!!!!! >□< *ehem* now, shall we give you the true creme of the crop? the girl who bit a poisoned apple or got an apple seed stuck at her throat? well whatever she was always raised from the dead (more like zombified) , the one who got dragged in a coffin that's rude and woke up inside an unbreathable glass coffin how the fudge did she breathe?: minnablets welcome: Shirogo HaiYukizaHime

Haizaki: *stomps in wearing snow white's dress* FCK YOU ALL!! *BAD FINGER*

Akashi: 0_0 what is he doing here?

Kuroko: he'll mess up ShitoYukiHime's reputation

Kise: Woo! go Angelcchi!

Aomine: that bastard needs to pay!

Mukkun: he's going to be crushed

Kagami: brat!

Me: *chokes him with an apple* don't mess kid's minds with that you shitty bitch! *choking Haizaki*

Akashi: I've taught her well *clapping*

Kuroko: yes you did Akashi-kun *nods in agreement while clapping*

Mukkun: *eating* un.. I agree..

Kise Aomine and Kagami: *waving a banner with GO ANGEL/ANGELCCHI* Woo!! you're doing great!

Me: *beating the sht out of Haizaki*

Haizaki: (Kami spare me!!)

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then suddenly I blacked out.

when I woke up I was in a surprise.

Me: WHY THE FCK AM I DRESSED IN RAPUNZEL?!!!!

Akashi: it suits you

Kuroko: I agree

Aomine: revenge. for stealing my dress

Kagami: I did your hair.

Kise: kawaii Tenshicchi!

Mukkun: *munching* kawaii Loli-chin.

Me: *sulking* im a loli...

Midorima: revenge for making us wear ridiculous costumes.

Me: TTATT NOO!!!

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I do not own Kuroko no Basuke

Hope you all like it.

still at this at 11 pm.. sleepy...

watch out if there are typos...

my world is blurry and spinning

sleepy...

oyasumi...

Angel