Heya! two updates in a row people yeee haww!

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.

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Me: *goes in my house and..* WHAT THE FUCK?!! *clean freak mode* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!!!

Kuroko: *drunk and holding a bra* Elle-taann!! lets have some fun!~~

Me: dafuq?! O_O

Aomine: *wearing bikini while making out with Wakamatsu's picture* Mai-chaann!!~

Kise: *wearing a dress and making out with the floor* ugh.. Aominecchi!!

Me: AGALDBAKSBSSHAL!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK?!!!

Midorima: *hiding behind the sofa drunk and making out with Kerosuke* Kero Kero Keroppi!!

Me: Huwat?! *jawdrops*

Mukkun: *fapping* go die bitch! *crawls like a worm*

Me: Oh Kami I got to get out of here! *turns to the door but..*

Akashi: *drunk wraps an arm around me* stay... we'll all have some fun!!

Me: GAHH!! *slips out* what the hell's wrong with you six?!! gah! what the- Oi Kise Aomine! get the fuck off!!

Kise: Yada!! Ellecchi! be my teddybear??!!

Aomine: no!! be my stuffed toy?!

Me: neither you pieces of shit! *backs away*

Midorima: *holds my shoulders tightly* Be my lucky item?

Me: NO!! *backs again to Mukkun*

Mukkun: can I eat you?

Me: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU BECOME A CANNIBAL FOR PAPER'S SAKE?! *goes to my room and locks the door* Fuck them. jeez. I have tons of shit to cl- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!!

Kuroko and Akashi: we knew you would be in here. / let's have some fun shall we?

Me: *smiles sweetly* alright then! lets have some fun!! *takes out the shotgun and tractor keys* NO WAY IN HELL YOU BASTARDS!! *throws the two out*

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Me: *Evil laser eyes my hair waving in all directions. black aura surronding me wearing a school uniform with two Shotguns in each hand a tractor key in my ring finger and twin katanas at my back* Locked and loaded bitches. *smirks evily*

All: *eyes widens* shit.

-and lets just say the neighbors heard six terrified screams and shotguns booming.-

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-Omake-

Momoi: wahhh! what happened Elle-tan??!

Me: *laser eyes* those drunk bastards.. I swear to Kami.. if I ever hear thos I'll cut them to pieces! *throws a knife*

Riko: o-oi Elle! yamete! what did they do to you?

Me: *tells them the story* blah blah blah.

Riko and Momoi: *eyes glinting* how dare they... *takes out their phones* hello? Eli-chan/Mirai-chan its about Elle-chan.. *mutters on the phone*

Eli and Mirai: *comes with their shotguns* they're so dead... *eyes glinting*

and so.. those four.. sent the six to the ICU.. again.. wow.... never thought... the six will be back there.. again...

-I do not own Kuroko no Basuke-

-Sadist-chan