hey and im back!~

with more randomness!

I Do not own Kuroko no Basuke

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WARNING:

NOSEBLEEDS AND CREEPINESS GALORE!

YOU MIGHT JAWDROP

OR FACEPALM.

OR EVEN CREEPED OUT.

Me: *hiding in the farthest seat in the school service* Oh hell.. this crap starts now.

Murasakibara

Dear (Name)-chin.

I love you
im standing behind you with a sack, and a tranquilizer gun. oh and those chocolates are filled with sleeping pills if you don't mind. after you fall down I will take you in a sack and bring you home. do you mind if I taste you?

Love you!
Murasakibara

P.S: in the count of three, you'll never see me! ^^

Me: *drinking water* hmm good thing I didn't eat any chocolates!

Mukkun: I also put sleeping pills on your water jug.

Me: *spits out water* BLEH!!

And last but not the effin' least...

the icing of the cake.

the sadist kil- *dodges garden shears* -ler

Akashi:

(Name)

I have been quite hiding this for a time now. 3 words 8 letters say it You're Mine. 2 words 9 letters say it again and I'll be yours. tsk. I'll be making sure that those boy's love mangas will be shut down. along with those Otome games... and i also burned EVERYTHING that is related to Boys that does not relate to me and also... it does not matter what your answer is. because im right beside you with a sack, camera and a tranquilizer gun.
No matter your answer is you're mine.

Akashi.

P.S: Good night! expect your NEW LIFE with me because tonight we'll be getting married. of course while you're asleep.

Me: *chokes on cookies* *cough cough* mmmph!! *drinks water* thought im a goner..

Akashi: *evil glare* you never told me that you only got five out of ten in your computer quiz..

Me: SHT! I FORGOT TO BURN IT!! *runs away* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Akashi: You won't get away this time! *gets garden shears and runs*

Gotta run guys!~

~~Omake~~

Me: *slams the door in my room* phew.. glad I have a lock..

Akashi: *smirking* (caught you!) *goes to my other door* hehehe... caught you.

Me: *turns and sees the whole gang* oh hi guys! wanna have a nice cup of te-tea?.

*And everyone pulls out their tranquilizer guns and sacks*

Me: FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!! *gets shot and falls asleep* YAO-iii....

Akashi: *evil smile* its time for payback...