Hiya, truth be told I wrote this at my notes yesterday, and I saw a very funny picture of Sadako-san- whoops! spoilers!~ so if you're curious read on guys!~

XXX

Sadist-chan

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-at the Sadist's residence....

Kise: oi! Angelcchi! do you wonder what Akashicchi's face is like when scared?

Me: *deadpans* no. Wanna see it?

Aomine: then what's the plan?

Me: *smirks* lets wait for tomorrow shall we? ^_^

-That night...

Akashi was staying up late to wish in 11:11 for some crap I dunno.

Akashi: *watching Pewdiepie*

And truthfully he was watching.. Pewdiepie. . he used to hate him. But lets keep it a secret that he likes his gameplays okay?

then....

Sadako: *crawls out of the t.v* im back mortals!

Akashi: *thinking* PEWDIEPIE! DON'T DIE ON YOUR BRO! *sees Sadako* *snip snip* no one disturbs my movie night... come closer.

Sadako: *does so*

-and thus.. A petrifying female scream echoed.

-The next morning...

Me: *goes down the stairs* Morning.. where's the coffee and mil- Holy Shit!

Akashi: *snip snip* its been a pleasure to cut your hair Miss Sadako, but im afraid its not enough! ^_^ *sadist smile*

Sadako: *tied up* I-im sorry!! I promise I'll be a good girl and go back to my well! I won't disturb your movie night!! im so sorry!! ;_;

Kise: *goes down* Angelcchi. .. wha- *rubs his eyes* K-KYAAAAHHH!! SADAKO!! WAAAHHH!!! SHE CAME BACK FOR MIDORIMACCHI AND SHE EVEN GOT A NEW HAIRCUT! AOMINECCHI GET MIDORIMACCHI NAO!!

Aomine: what's the fuss you fag- HOLY SHIT SADAKO'S HERE!! AAHHHH YOU'RE RIGHT! SHE EVEN GOT A NEW HAIRCUT TO HAUNT US! KISE GET MIDORIMA!! MIDORIMA YOU BASTARD! YOU MADE THAT CREEPY RING GIRL COME HERE!!

Midorima: *holding a mug of coffee* oi what's the.. *drops mug and jumps up and down like a girl* KYAAAAAHHHH! !! SADAKO'S HERE!! AHHH SHE GOT A DAMNED NEW HAIRCUT!! GET OUTTA HERE!! EEEEPP!!  *hugs us three* GET HER OUT!! *Jumps on the chandelier*

Mukkun: areh? the bitch is here? can I cut her hair too Aka-chin? she stole my sweets last week.

Kuroko: *sipping milkshake*... why am I not surprised? ?_?

Kise Midorima and Aomine: *hugging me* ANGEL/ANGELCCHI!! HELP USS!!! GET HER OUT!!!

Me: *Dark Aura* hey guys.. I got something new here.. I ordered it from Russia-kun. SAY HELLO TO LEAD PIPE GARDEN SHEARS!! BUWAHAHAHAAH! *Brings out the Garden shears* STOP BEING COWARDS YOU MORONS!!

Sadako: *crawls back to the t.v* IM SORRY!!! TT^TT

Me: Take this! *swings the garden shears*

Aomine: Ow ow ow!! that's 100% lead!!

Me: and that!! *clobbers*

Kise: ow my head! That hurts!!

Me: *laughs the higurashi way before clobbering Akashi many times*

Akashi: ow ow! Angel you're going to pay for this!!

Kuroko and Mukkun: *hiding behind the sofa*

Me: DIE DIE DIEEE!!!!

Midorima: Ow! where are you hitting- My lucky item!

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke