Hi, you see im a fan of creepypasta here (Woo! Go Jane The Killer!!) and lets see what will happen here!

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke!

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Me: *polishing my garden shears* tralalalalaa!

Jeff the Killer: *appears behind me* Go to sleep mortal!

Me: *faces him with my 'fuck you' face* fuck you! go kill someone else! *snip snip* im not in the fucking mood right now!

Jeff the Killer: *takes out knife* I don't give a fucking shit!

Me: *takes out Garden shears* oh you wanna do dis da hard way?! Come on me bro! *gets ready to attack.*

-Okay timeskip- Two weeks later...

Me: *drinking coffee* oh its 3 am. And Kise's still awake.

Kise: *kira kira sparkles*

Jeff the Killer: *appears behind Kise* Go to sleep!

Kise: O_O KYAHHHH!!!! ANGELCCHI JEFF THE KILLERCCHI'S HERE!! KYAAAAHH!! *Starts throwing stuff at Jeff* KYAAAHHH! GET AWAY FROM MEEE!!! UGLY BEING!!! *throws hairbrush*

Jeff the Killer: *gets hit by tons of stuff* ow ow ow! (fuck you blonde bastard!) ohh a chocolate bar! *gets hit by hairbrush* first that garden shear girl now this?! shit! that fcking- O_O

Kise: *dark aura while holding a makeup kit* Jeff the Killercchi you messed with the wrong blonde..

Oohhh Kise's "other self" went out!

Kise: *laughs the higurashi way*  Nyahahahahaha!!!! it will be a pleasure to fix your look Jeff the Killer!

Jeff the Killer: ACK! MAKE UP!!

-next day -

Kise: *sadist smile* Good Morning Angelcchi.

Me: *shivers* yeah yeah.

Midorima: *goes down in his nightcap* I could not sleep last night. Who was screaming?

Aomine: *goes down* Who distrupted my dream about Mai-chan?!

Akashi: hmm that scream was pleasing to the ears . (^ ₩ ^) yet. (+ ₩ +) I could not sleep.

Kuroko: I could not sleep last night.. who screamed and destroyed my sleep?

Mukkun: I accidentaly flushed my maiubo in the toilet because of the scream..

Me: My coffee spilled. My delicous iced coffee spilled. hahahaha (+  ₩  +) and I almost tossed my phone out. Who screamed? ^_^

Kise: Minnacchi calm down! I'll show you the reason and the person who screamed!~

Me: *cracks knuckles* really? I would like to give him a cut or two. or maybe roll a tractor on him.

Others: *eyes glow red* oh yes we do.

Kise: meet Jeff the Killercchi!~

Me: *takes out the hairpins, eyeliner and eye powders* We'll dress you up!~

Midorima: *takes out the stripper dresses* your clothes are ready!~

Kise: *takes out the stilletos and the lipstick*

Aomine: *dark aura* Say hello to my tanning lotion and my tweezers!!~..

( + ₩ +) *takes out tanning lotion and tweezers*

Mukkun:  so you're the fucker who messed with my candy.. ^_^ say hello to my best buddy! Foundation and Blush on--chan! *takes out Foundation and Blush on*

Akashi and Kuroko: *Emperor and Quasi-Emperor eye mode* it will be a pleasure to style your hair! *snip snip*

Me: Lets get him!! CHARGE!!! *charges at Jeff the Killer*

Others: FOR SPARTA!!!

-Omake!.-

Jane the Killer: *drinking coffee* huh. Hey Ali you seeing something?

Ali: ah yes Jeff the Killer wearing a stripper outfit and make up.

Laughing Jack: *spits out tea* What?! Jeff.. you're..

Jeff the Killer: no its that cursed house of horrors where that garden shears girl lived.

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I do not own Kuroko no Basuke

and creepypasta.