Me: WELCOME TO...

THE MEGA ENDING BOOK 1 FANSERVICEE!!!!!

(P.s: Book 2 will also be here)

Mirai: AAAAAANDDD!!!!!

Eli: HERE ARE...

Me: THE SADIST TRIOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*le crowd goes wild*

Me: uwah! The crowd's really large! ne Mira? Eli?

Mirai: I agree!~

Eli: Me too! !~

Me: I also saw how much my reads and dear readers improved! Arigato gozaimasu!!~ >□<

Mirai: hah.. 8.8 k reads then before we knew it its 13.4 k.

Eli: As expected from a sadist!

Me: Waaaaah! Its not like I wanna cry!

Midorima: *butlers outfit* why? Because the season's ending?

Me: ;_; NOOOO! Season 2 or Book 2 is in here and that's final!!!!!  And YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO OUT!!!!!

Midorima: *hauled back to the backstage*

Me: *ahem* may we present to you...

Mirai: The greatest Fanservice of all time!

Eli: With love!~ From the Miracle boys!~

Saa Te!

Midorima: I don't even know why wr even did this...

Akashi: Shut up Shintaro.

Kise: Midorimacchi you tsundere!

Midorima: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Me:  NO YOU SHUTTUP!!!! *le kicks him Kasamatsu-style*

Eli: please forgive us for technical.. difficulties...

Mirai: And we are back!

Me: a one. A two a one two three go!

*le music starts*

Song: Marry You by Bruno Mars.

Akashi: Its a beautiful night!

Kuroko: We're looking for something dumb to do!

Midorima: Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you!

Kise: Is it the look in your eyes?

Murasakibara: or is it this dancing juice?

Aomine: Who cares baby?

All Miracles: I think I wanna Marry you!

Midorima: Well, I know this little chapel

On the boulevard we can go.

Kise: No one will know Oh, come on girl

Aomine: Who cares if we're trashed

Got a pocket full of cash we can blow

Shots of patron And it's on, girl

Murasakibara Don't say no, no, no, no, no *turns to Akashi*

Akashi: Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *Turns to Murasakibara*

Kuroko: And we'll go, go, go, go, go

If you're ready, like I'm ready *le winku*

Momoi: KYAAAAAH TETSU-KUUN!!

Me: KYAAAAAAH KUROMOMOOO!!!!

Akashi: 'Cause it's a beautiful night

We're looking for something dumb to do

Kise: Hey baby I think I wanna marry you

Aomine: is it the look in your eyes

Or is it this dancing juice?

Murasakibara: Who cares, baby

I think I wanna marry you

Midorima: *gets a ring box and kneels* I'll go get a ring

Kuroko: *le snaps fingers and choir appears* Let the choir bells sing like

Ooh, so what ya wanna do?

Kise: *holds out his hand* Let's just run, girl

Murasakibara: if we wake up and you

Wanna break up, that's cool

Akashi: No, I won't blame you It was fun, girl

Aomine: Don't say no, no, no, no, no

Kise: Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Midorima: And we'll go, go, go, go, go

If you're ready, like I'm ready

Akashi: 'Cause it's a beautiful night

Kise: We're looking for something dumb to do

Kuroko: Hey baby

I think I wanna marry you

Midorima: Is it the look in your eyes

Murasakibara: Or is it this dancing juice?

Akashi: Who cares, baby

All Miracles: I think I wanna marry you

Kuroko: just say I do

Akashi: Tell me right now, baby

MidorimaTell me right now, baby, baby

Murasakibara: Just say I do

Kise: Tell me right now, baby

Aomine: Tell me right now, baby, baby, oh

All: its a beautiful night. And we're looking for something dumb to do..

Hey baby.. I think I wanna marry you.

(I shortened it since its a bit lenghty.)

Fangirls: WE DOO!!!! WE'LL MARRY YOU!!!!!

Kise: Gomen Gomene! But its for [Reader]cchi

Me: damn straight!

Midorima : she's mine you know Kise.

Kise: But Midorimacchi! She's mine!!!

Kuroko: She's mine!

Momoi: Tetsu-kun's Mine!!!

Aomine: God knows how much I love that girl!

Me: Oh...

Mirai: How...

Eli: Deep?

XD

Akashi: I've had enough of you peasants. [READER] IS MINE!

Nijimura: You brats! [Reader ] is really mine.

Me: Holly plot twist!

Mirai: Okay complex plot twist!

Eli: Its not complex! Its Super Complex!

Haizaki: shut up you pieces of shit. [Reader ] is Mine.

Me: ahm.. I hate to interrupt your fighting but why won't you just try and.. court her?

Mirai: You used....

Eli: your brain....

Both: for the first time!

Me: since my tests!

The guys went like: Buffering. .. Loading...

All [exclude Akashi]: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SMART!

Me: See? I use my brain if I want to!

Mirai: You're just lazy.

Eli: and gluttonous when it comes to sweets.

Me: (¤□¤#)

And... The hell part comes..

Kuroko: [Reader]-chan... Uhm... I t-think you know... *twiddles with fingers*... Can w-we go to Maji burger? Er.. to grab a milkshake you know... Er... Its okay if you don't want to...

Momoi: KYAAAAH LETS GO TETSU-KUUN! !

Me: *spreading confetti* KUROMOMO FOR DA WIN!!!

Kise: [Reader]cchi.. Are you a pillow?

Me: (Obviously she's not.)

Kise: because I want to hug you and sleep beside you all day long! !!

Fangirls: *spits out coffee*

Reader: 0//////0 B-Baka!

Oh crap this' ll be priceless!

Midorima: O-Oi.. [Reader].. A-Are you free t-This Saturday? E-Er... I-its not like I want to go on a date with you o-or something! S-Shiorii just gave me some tickets to an amusement park!

Sadist Trio: Do you want your English translation for that?

Reader: N-No thank you...

Aomine: Oi [Reader]. Its not because your Oppais are big or small but.. I just didn't know why.. But I really liked that smile of yours... So.. wanna be my girlfriend?

Eli: painstakingly straightforward.

Me: =_=

Reader: Aomine... You're still a pervert... =_= But... T-Thanks though...

Mirai: Painstakingly straightforward...

Murasakibara: [Reader]-chin.. Your height may be a hindrance or not but.. I still wanna eat you up... Pleaseee eaat sweets with me....

Reader: Mura.... Are you saying that Im short?

Me: That's gotta hurt!

Mirai: Lolicons...

Me: Don't freaking remind me!!

Eli: Lolicons.

Me: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! RIKO-OKAA SAN TEPPEI-OTO SAN JUNPEI-OTO SAN!!!! IM A LOLICON!!!!!.

Riko:... You're always were..

Teppei: At least being small is great though!

Junpei: its not really small... Its Fun sized =)

Me: *le shock* F-Fun sized?!

Kuroko: We share the same fate. We're fun sized.

Me and Kuroko: Come on my sibling! We shall face the day of our Fun sized lives!! TT^TT

Nijimura: Oi... [Reader].. You know that you're the Rainbow to my rain? =) Though.. Wanna go to the amusement park with me? =)

Mirai and me: HOLLY CRAP HE SMILED!

Eli: For real? For real? <----(Guess what Philippine commercial is that)

Reader: *in a daze* R - Rainbow. . To my rain?... ○\\\\○

Me: Aww! The Rainbow captain had found his rainbow!

Nijimura: shut up. You'll get twice that practice training.

Me: as if you can force mee!!!!

Haizaki: Oi [Reader]. Don't you dare. Don't you dare go with any of these bastards. You're mine you got it? Good girl.

Eli: it really sounded like a threat..

Me: You took the words out of my mouth..

Akashi: *le does a tarzan jump in the cables and snatches [Reader] away*

Me: *whistles.* I knew it.

Mirai: Akashi is Tarzan.

Eli: Nope. He's Tarzan's long lost Bro.

Me: *nods*

Akashi: *wearing a tux*

*le James Bond theme*

Me: Dun dunun.. Dun!

Mirai: Dun dunun-

Eli: Dun!

Narrator: double O 4. Akashi Seijuro. *le bullet goes*

Me: •°°•(^□^)•°°• <---- (Tears of Laughter♥)

Akashi: Humph. Insolent peasants. lets go dear [Reader]. *holds out his hand*

Me:  woah.. Sensei's really a romance fanatic. Wait.. didn't I wrote that scene before?

Mirai: Oh yah.

Eli: So.. That means.. Akashi's really copying the romance?

Me: Woah woah woah woah.

Mirai: Caught in a bad romance!

Song: Bad Romance. By Lady Gaga

*Warning: Nosebleed Galore!*

Me: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Midorima: *le tuxedo* Caught in a bad romance

Eli: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Akashi: Caught in a bad romance

Mirai: Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah  Gaga oh-la-la!

Kuroko: *Tuxedo* Want your bad romance

Me: Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Mirai: Gaga ooh-la-la!

Eli: Want your bad romance

Kise: *Tuxedo* I want your ugly I want your disease

Murasakibara: I want your everything As long as it's free

Akashi:  I want your love

Aomine: Love-love-love I want your love

Midorima: I want your drama The touch of your hand

Kise: I want your leather studded kiss in the sand

Akashi: I want your love

Murasakibara: Love-love-love, I want your love

Sadist Trio: (Love-love-love, I want your love)

Kuroko: *le seductively winks* You know that I want you .

Akashi: *does the same* And you know that I need you

Both: I want it bad Your bad romance

Kise: I want your love and I want your revenge

Aomine: You and me could write a bad romance

Sadist Trio: (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)

Kise: I want your love and All your lovers revenge

Akashi: *smirks* You and me could write a bad romance

Me: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Mirai: Caught in a bad romance

Eli: Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!

Kuroko: Caught in a bad romance

Momoi: *faints in the background*

Me: SECURITY SECURITY!!!

Mirai: Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Eli: Gaga ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

Akashi: I want your horror I want your design

Midorima: 'Cause you're a criminal As long as your mine

Murasakibara: I want your love

Kise: Love-love-love I want your love

Aomine: I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick

Kise: Want you in my rear window

Akashi: Baby you're sick, I want your love

Murasakibara: Love-love-love, I want your love

Me: (Love-love-love, I want your love)

Kuroki: You know that I want you And you know that I need you

Akashi: I want it bad, bad romance

Midorima and Murasakibara: I want your love and I want your revenge

Kise and Aomine: You and me could write a bad romance.

Mirai and Eli: (Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh!)

Kuroko and Midorima: I want your love and All your lovers revenge.

Akashi and Murasakibara: You and me could write a bad romance

Me and Eli:  Gaga oh-la-la!

All Miracles: Want your bad romance..

(Again I shortened it.)

Me: *faints from tiredness* Ugh.. Its so tiring to sing..

Mirai: T-Technical Difficulties. ..

Eli: *falls down* We'll be back...

Sadist Trio: *sleeps*