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Shannon: Hey I'm making a character in my series, let me pitch you the ideas.

Me: Okay.

Shannon: Okay, how about a guy? 

Me: Yas.

Shannon: His name will be Keefe.

Me: *nerdy smarticles* handsome in Irish... Definitely.

Shannon: He'll be friends with Fitz, and will be popular. He's gonna have amazing hair and is going to be the hottest elf ever.

Me: Yaaassss.

Shannon: He'll be funny, and cheers everyone up. He cares a lot about Sophie and others, cheering them up. He's also good at art.

Me: Possible love interest? Approved.

Shannon: He'll have an immense crush on Sophie that she won't notice.

Me: ... I guess so.

Shannon: His dad won't approve of him and his mom is actually evil and abusive. He'll join the bad guys eventually, and leave Sophie really sad.

Me: Wait wat nu-

Shannon: He blames everything on himself and harbors large amounts of guilt. When he comes back from the bad guys, he'll realize he didn't help anyone. He will be very depressed and self abusive.

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HI-

Shannon: But nobody will notice that because he hides it deep down. Only Sophie will notice, and even then she doesn't know about his crush on her. His world will slowly crumble. Sophie's father won't want him near her at all. He'll watch as Fitz, his best friend and Sophie's crush, nearly takes her away, when all he wants to do is protect her like Forkle made him promise as he died.

Me: NOOOO I CAN'T TAKE THIS WHHHHHYYYYY!?!?! *burns self in Everblaze*

Shannon: He's perfect!

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