A/N: I was inspired by a meme for another fandom. Bote. Comment. Stay wild. Enjoy.

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If the crew were in a cramped Foxfire ball

Sophie: *counts friends next to her* I saw a Neverseen agent, they're attacking now. I need all of my friends. Where's Fitz and Dex?

Keefe: *shrugs*

Linh: How will we find them? 

Biana: A Voiceiferator would be helpful.

Sophie: I have a better idea.

Sophie: *whispers* Sorry Dex...

Sophie: *cups hands around mouth* I SHIP DEX AND FITZ SOOOOOO MUCH!!! OTP GGGGGGOOOOOOAAAALLLLSSS!!! DEX AND FITZ FOR LIFE.

Dex: *shouts* Who the FrIcK JuSt SaID THAT!?!? *runs to Sophie*

Fitz: *shouts* WHO THE HECK SAID THAT!!!!! *runs to Sophie*

Sophie: Sorry. *shrugs* It worked though.

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