More Memes and Text Posts

Ready for more of those text meme things? Well here we go. Btw I just adapted these from other fandoms. Leave comments for more... I still have more....

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Sophie: Did you hear that? It sounded like... Despair.

Alina: It's probably me.

Sophie: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.

Tam: You called?

Sophie: There it is.

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Biana: You've been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day. Just you and me.

Sophie: A what day?

Biana: A spa day.

Sophie: What is this word 'spa'? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it.   Are you trying to say 'spaghetti'? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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Linh: Do you get any sleep?

Sophie: Sometimes when I sneeze, I close my eyes.

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Keefe: I can explain!

Sophie: Go ahead.

Keefe: Wow. Okay. I never usually get this far but umm...

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Keefe: Sophie, is there a hole in your shoe?

Sophie: No.

Keefe: *smirks* Then how did you get your foot in it?

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Sophie: We need a distraction, are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Keefe: *turns dramactically *

Keefe: My time has c-

Jensi: *shoves Keefe out of the way* MY TIME HAS COME!

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[Keepers texting]

Dex: Hi!

Fitz: Hello, who is this? Keefe changed all my contacts into different creatures.

Dex: oooh what's mine?

Fitz: Troll.

Dex: I'm not that short dammit Keefe!

Fitz: Oh hey Dex.

Tam: An all and all 100% successful trip.

Linh: We lost Keefe.

Tam: An all and all 100% successful trip.

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Tam: *walks around, still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquariam*

Sophie: What did you think a tiger shark was Tam?

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Tam: I have a plan.

Sophie: It can't involve murder.

Tam: I have no plan.

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Biana: *does something*

Biana, to herself: You're doing great sweetie.

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Dex doing math with Sophie

Dex: If you have ten mallowmelts, and Biana asks for two, how many do you have?

Sophie: Ten. Biana knows not to ask for my mallowmelt.

Dex: *sigh* Okay, if you have ten mallowmelts, and Biana forcibly takes two, how many do you have?

Sophie: Ten and a dead Biana.

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Fitz: Why are you mad at Keefe?

Tam: He replaces word with animal names to annoy me.

Keefe: I don't do it on... Porpoise.

Tam: Get out.

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Dex: Are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?

Tam: I'm a knife.

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Biana: Dex, you've become lazy.

Dex: I'm not lazy.

Dex: I'm just motivated to do literally nothing.

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Dex: Only geniuses can say these four words fast. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed

Fitz: Oh come on, no one is falling for that.

Keefe: IAMSTUPID!

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Keefe: I did a bad thing.

Tam: Does it affect me?

Keefe: No.

Tam: Then suffer in silence.

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Fitz: What are you, 12?

Dex: On a scale of ten? Yeah, I'm that smart.

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Sophie: Life has left me a sad and lonely person.

Keefe: *falls out of the sky*

Sophie: Who are you?

Keefe: I am the sad and lonely person life has  left you.

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