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Tam at some point

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Tam (at front of line): I'm sorry for your loss, my condolences, I lost someone too.

Them: Poor thing, would like to give them a speech?

Tam: Yes, that's a great idea in fact.

Tam (on stage thingy): *clears throat* Okay I'd like to say a few words for someone I lost.

Tam (leans into microphone): Goodbye you little shit, I finally got rid of you.

Everyone (le gasp): Did he murder him!?

Keefe (walking in): MUHAHAAH even hell can't keep me away Tam! *clothes are in tatters*

Tam: dammit I thought I lost you in those woods, and that ditch, and the everblaze....

Keefe: Haha, miss me?

Tam: JUST GIVE ME TWO HOURS OF PEACE GOD, I CAN'T EVEN GET SLEEP.

Keefe: NO IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS AND ELEVEN MINUTES.

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