Okay so I see these fandom bad ideas tumblrs so I'm gonna try some...

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AU where everything is the same, except Keefe never wears a shirt. 

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Alina: For the last time Mr.Sencen, please put on a shirt!

Keefe: Awww, but then there would be nothing left for the ladies to look at!

Fitz: *facepalm*

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Keefe: Hey are you checking me out Foster? *puffs out chest*

Sophie (blushing): What no, no way Keefe, in your dreams. Pff! That's silly.

Keefe: I know you like this six pack Foster, all the ladies do. *smirks*

Sophie: UGH. *stomps away blushing*

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Sophie: Yeah but you guys will stand out, I mean look at you.

Keefe: Is Foster saying she thinks we're hot?

Sophie: It doesn't help with the fact that you refused to wear a shirt.

Keefe: Nobody's complaining.

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Whenever Fitz and Dex fight, Sophie makes them wear a big get along shirt.

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Dex: Fitz keeps breathing down my neck!

Fitz: It's not my fault that you're really short Desk!

Dex: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS DEX.

Fitz: Whatever Deck.

Linh (whispering to Biana): What did they do this time?

Biana: Fitz made a short joke about Dex and he happened to have a Sucker Puncher (is that what they are called?)

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(Bonus, Sophie makes Tam and Keefe wear one when they fight)

Tam: Stop hogging the mirror!

Keefe: Stop using my hair spray!

Tam: You're using my hair gel!

Keefe: You used my hairbrush!

Tam: You used my blow dryer!

Keefe: And you're using my toothpaste!

Tam: You used my toothbrush!

Keefe: EWWWW!

Biana (walking by bathroom with Linh): Sophie should really stop putting them in get along shirts.

Linh: One day this place will be torn apart.

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