Ok guys, we where listening to the radio in the car, and a commercial came on.

Lady: Are you obese?
Me: No.
Lady: Do you want to lose weight?
Me: No.
Lady: Did you know that you can lose weight through hypnosis?
Me: No.
MasterHand4444: *Gasps* No way!
Me: Who cares?!?
MasterHand4444: *Says dumbly* Me.
Me: Why is the radio so derpy!!!!!!