DISCLAIMER: This part says one... interesting... thing so if you're not okay with male anatomy then don't read.

Alright that title might sound weird.  Just hear me out.

A little background: so I have this one friend (we'll call her Sami) and she is OBSESSED with horses.  My other friend (we'll call her Morgan) likes horses too.

We were in class talking about horses and horse-back riding and we were telling each other our fave horse breeds and we came upon the subject of ow people that don't really know anything about horses will say that Stallion is a breed of horse.  (If you don't know, stallion is what you call a male horse.  It is not a breed.)

So Morgan went around the room asking people to name a breed of horse (to prove our theory) and one person said that a stallion was a breed of horse.  We were laughing back at our table and then my counselor walked in (idk why) and chatted with my teacher for a few.  She was walking out and we called her to our table and asked her to name a breed o horse.  She said Paint horse (someone knows their stuff!) and we were all like disappointed like oh.

So she asked why and we were like "well we thought you might say stallion and prove our point"

She was like "But stallion is what you call a male horse, right?"

And then HERE'S THE BEST PART our counselor was like "Its like a boy vs a girl, a male vs a female, PENIS vs. NO PENIS" and we kinda just sat there a little confused that this lady was comparing like that and yeah.

And she was like "Well that'll give you something to think about and keep you quiet"

The second she left we were all laughing and my friend Sami was like "well this is another story you can put in your random journal" and here we are now.

Just thought you guys might want to hear that, it'll brighten up your day and make you laugh or something.