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My friends: *read a book* OMG! THEY'RE KISSING!!!!!

Me: Who's kissing?

My friends: Nothing. You're too innocent to understand it

Me (in my though): Dafflip! I read 🍋 and start (and try to) make it! I even know Yaoi!!!!

(Note: it did happen in my school when I was sitting near my friends and they're letting out their fangirl squealing :p)