author's life in a nutshell

Me: *wake up in Monday*

Me: *realized I'm sick*

Me: Dad--

Dad: You got two choices; 1, eat your medicine here and go to school with a sleepy head as it effect or 2, eat your medicine at school and enjoy your time on school with a sleepy head as it effect

Me: .-.

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Me: *listening to Sun Quan the Emperor ⬆⬆ with earplugs*

Mom: Dear--

Me: *jumping around like a mad bunny*

Mom: ...

Mom: Someone please send my daughter to the mental hospital!

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Me: *on school enjoying lunch break*

Teacher: *popped out from nowhere*  You do remember what you should do right?

Me: ...

Me: *sighs*

Me: Give it to me...

Teacher:

Me: Shit

Teacher: Mesmerized this quickly

Me: Fuck me I wanna die

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