Me: Okay, the two of you! Ready?

Tsurugi: What are you doing?

Me: Shhhh. Action!!!!

Atsuya: *grabs chin* isn't that right, Shirou...

Shirou: *whimpers* A-Atsuya...

Me: *Squeals* Twincest!!!!!

Atsuya: Can we stop now?

Shirou: Yeah, it's getting uncomfortable...