Me: *crying* Why?    

WHY?! *sobs*

Tsurugi: What the hell?! What happened?

Me: Tsurugi.... *hugs him* WWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!S-SHE DIED AND... AND NO ONE.... AND SHE DIDN'T.... *sniffs* WHYYYY?!

Tsurugi: O-oi! Who the heck died? And why are you hugging me?

Me: *still hugging tsurugi* Read this... The Tenma one-shot... It's so... SO TRAGIC!!!! *sniff* for some reason I can't tag, so I'll just show the story...

*sniffs* A-anyways... *sobs* That's all... B-bye... *sobs* *buries face in Tsurugi's chest*

Tsurugi: O-oi!*sees me shaking* alright... Just this one time, I'll let you.