Aight so imma call this friend NS cos yeah and basically we've been friends for a long time but we don't sit together at lunch.

This morning~

NS: Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure

NS: What's you sexuality?

Me: *surprised by question* I'm straight you?

NS: (imma not say cos like yeah)

Me: Cool

NS: I thought you would either be straight or ace

Me: Oh heh yeah

Us: *realises I'm probably the only straight one in my friend group*

This evening~

Me: *questioning everything and googling asexual stuffs and finding quizzes cos I'm not sure if I might be ace* This is why I don't talk to humans😢