Me: *complaining how my Friends are attacking me to a friend who I used to have a crush on*

Him: Add me to the group

Me: *adds him*

Him: *in group* Who's dissing my best friend?

Me irl: I'm his best friend? Damn I feel bad now..

Private chat with only friend who knows of said past crush~

Her: So things with you and him are okay?

Me: *hasn't actually spoken to him in ages* I dunno

Her: Oh..