Author's Note: H---Hello? Is this thing on? I'm kind of tra----ed in a jar, and I got no idea how I got here? I'm pretty sure someone magick'd me th----

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 Ten Little friends all doing just fine

 One axe'd a question and then there were nine

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 Nine little friends all stuck in an tearful debate

 One was poked too many times and then there were eight

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Eight little friends experiencing a cruel lesson

 Another burned in the flame and making our total a cruel seven

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 Seven little friends dealing with a hybrid's cruel set of tricks

 The next was beaten by a broom and then there were six

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 Six little friends with a will to survive

 Until one struck an ironic bone and then there were five

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 Five little friends, who have seen so much gore

 One grasped out for help and then there were four

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 Four little friends getting so close to being free

 One drowned in their rage and then there were three

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  Three little friends now

  One died due to an error

 and then there was one