*starts as one of the TV screens in the Joy Joy Land factory turns on 666 News after every monster received word from the Dread Duckies about an update from Hell*

(Couldn't find the full audio and only had two parts of it)

Edit: I found it! 

https://youtu.be/d3R_HcvcH68

1:06-1:47

"Good evening, I'm Katie Killjoy!"

"And I'm-"

"Nobody gives a sh*t who you are Tom!"

*Cuts to the hospital in the Nurses' portal*

"Breaking news, Extermination Day is cancelled!"

*Leaves the Matron shocked along with the other Nurses* 

"Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words!"

*Shifts to one of the Gold Watchers listening to this with a tea cup in his hand along with Edith and the other Gold Watchers laugh in rejoice* 

"In an unseen turn of events, our demonic honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's a** at the last moment!"

*Cuts to Mama Bear, Ursalina and the Trigger Teddies listening to this on their radio since their cabin doesn't have a TV with Mama Bear's arms around them and the teddies now bouncing with excitement knowing Charlie's okay and Ursalina applauding* 

"We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legion, first man and totally f**kable bad boy has been slain by a filthy janitor!"

*Cue Agatha celebrating the fact her aunt killed the first man to exist and Jezebel cheered as well* 

"The janitor said and quoted, 'Charlie told me to stab, so I did.'"

*Bierce gives a small smile knowing the fact that everyone in Hell is safe along with Malak* 

"Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her group for not being totally f**king useless for once!"

*After the broadcast was over....every monster in every portal celebrated their friends being safe and Adam being gone*

*The Murder Monkeys were screeching like crazy and threw a party at their hotel*

*Agatha immediately went to work on drawing a picture of Niffty killing Adam with the words above the drawing "We're proud of you Aunt Niffty!" and the words "I love you!" at the bottom planning on giving it to her next time she sees her while Jezebel helped her*

*The Gold Watchers and Edith went to the courtyard and had their celebration so they wouldn't mess up the mansion* 

*Dread Duckies were proud of getting the word out and Kuleswar (first Dread Ducky created) decided to dedicate his life as a social media overseer to do more than advertise the plushes of the carnival the Clown Gremlins own*

*Clown Gremlins were overjoyed hearing about their friends and plan on doing an act for Charlie since they know that she tolerates their behavior....to a certain degree* 

*The Nurses plan to pack a CRAP LOAD of medical supplies in their aid kits since they heard about Alastor's injury along with everyone else's injuries but were overall thrilled knowing everyone's okay* 

*JJG celebrated almost immediately after the broadcast ended but a few moments were highlighted....Echo looked pleased given that she foresaw it happening while covering Daley's ears, Lucky feeling EXTREMELY relieved with a few tears forming, Penny was OVERJOYED due to how she and Charlie are infodumping buddies, and everyone else was cheering and celebrating in their own way* 

*Trigger Teddies were bouncing off the walls while Ursalina hugs Mama Bear tightly extremely happy* 

*As for Dark Star and the Puppet King....Dark Star was concerned about Alastor's health while the Puppet King reassures her that it's going to be okay*