"Can you butt out of my song?"

"Your song? I started this!"

"I'm singing it, I'm finishing it!"

"Oh, you tacky piece of-"

*Scarlet King appears in between them* 

[*....Ahem*....if you two are finished....heh, I'll show you who's the real best dad.]

[🎶 I have kids and not one wife.🎶]

*Shows a visual of the Seven Brides and the silhouettes of his children including Rosie, 682 and Holly* 

[🎶 I protect them with my life! 🎶]

"🎶 They're to thank for who I am! 🎶"

[🎶 You're both sacrificial lambs! 🎶]

*Places both hands on Lucifer and Alastor's heads in a sort of forceful way* 

[🎶 Hell's greatest dad is....me! 🎶]

*Alastor and Lucifer butt in*

"Do you mind?/Not the best time, Scari!"