Mighty Presents: Pickup Lines

Author's Note: I just have a series of pickup lines. I got really bored. I have another idea that I forgot to add. I'll be doing it in a couple of minutes. 

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 Hey girl, are you from planet candy?

 Because you're giving me a sweet tooth.

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 Hey man, are you the flash? 

 Because I wouldn't mind taking a picture of you.

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 Are you a mermaid? 

 Because someone mermaid you beautiful!

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 Hey, are you a professional diver?

 Because you just scored three tens with me.

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 Hey, are you the grim reaper? 

 Because I'm dead inside, and I want you to take me away. 

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 Are you a long term memory?

 Because I remember you always.

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 Are you a flower?

 Because you got the power, baby!

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