Mighty Presents: Pickup Lines
Author's Note: I just have a series of pickup lines. I got really bored. I have another idea that I forgot to add. I'll be doing it in a couple of minutes.
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Hey girl, are you from planet candy?
Because you're giving me a sweet tooth.
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Hey man, are you the flash?
Because I wouldn't mind taking a picture of you.
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Are you a mermaid?
Because someone mermaid you beautiful!
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Hey, are you a professional diver?
Because you just scored three tens with me.
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Hey, are you the grim reaper?
Because I'm dead inside, and I want you to take me away.
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Are you a long term memory?
Because I remember you always.
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Are you a flower?
Because you got the power, baby!
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