Author's Note: This is for a school project. It takes place during Fantastical Fantasy when Joe and Z.I.T. gets sucked into the fantasy AU, and they are freed from the Hunter's capture.

This is probably just going to be what the monologue is. I may end up changing it in the future.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 So, you end up waking up within an altered version of your home. A version where fairies, dragons, and creatures from the underworld walk the forests as if they own the lands. 

 I bet you four men are confused, no? I bet you guys are startled at your sudden transformations to fit the world around you. A fairy, an elf, an underground walker (demon), and you, you just remain yourself.

 How do I know this you may ask? 

 Well, I may have overheard your conversation. I know, I know.... How rude of me! Well, let me play it out for you like the bard I am. 

 Everyone, and I mean everyone, heard your cries of confusion. You're in the middle of the outskirts to the kingdom. This land is no man's land. You're lucky that I happened to swoop in and tell those gentlemen off.

 I hear you complaining about being stuck here in an unfamiliar world; however, you would be stuck deep, deep below in the mines if it were not for me. 

 I know you have no true reason to trust me. I may look like a person you know from your realm, but I only share their looks and personality. I share no hold of knowledge of you sires.

 I get that I am just a mere bard with some dragonic magic attached to my name.

Yet let me help you out! Allow me to guide you to the castle.

 I know it makes no sense, but I'm done with being stuck in the crossfire. I'm sick of being stuck with these two grand kingdoms being at war. 

 With this war going on, you guys will never get home to your friends. 

 You do miss them, right?

 You do wish that you were yourselves again, right?

 Right.

 Right.... Just please... Hear me out for one more moment before you decide.

I know these lands better than anyone else. I live here and look around for those who lost their way.

 A messenger, if you will. 

 Allow this lowly bard who can only play a dumb drum lead you to the castle where you guys should be able to find safe passage to your own world.